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Darvi

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7635 on: April 11, 2011, 12:58:48 pm »
Granted, you are.


I wish I had some crisps.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7636 on: April 11, 2011, 12:59:50 pm »
The crisps are Abestos Brand© Crisps. Enjoy dying!

I wish trees had drugs instead of fruit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7637 on: April 11, 2011, 01:00:52 pm »
Granted. I hunt you down because I like fruit, and you took them away from me forever because of your wish. It is not pleasant for you.

I wish... ...hsiw I
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7638 on: April 11, 2011, 01:03:15 pm »
Granted ...I plaindrome I... detnarG


I wish I could digest abestos. Oh wait, I already can! Ha!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7639 on: April 11, 2011, 01:05:41 pm »
You now can't. You die from abestos poisoning from the crisps.

I wish for balance.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7640 on: April 12, 2011, 01:55:58 pm »
Granted. You must now spend eternity on top of a tightrope.

I wish that not everyone hated me. :(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7641 on: April 12, 2011, 01:58:50 pm »
Granted.  Now ONLY your mother likes you.

I wish I had more time each day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7642 on: April 12, 2011, 02:05:51 pm »
Granted. You now have insomnia.

I wish this wish gave me an unintended result.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7643 on: April 12, 2011, 03:47:40 pm »
Granted, its totally unintended though.

I wish my forts in DF would stop failing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7644 on: April 12, 2011, 07:12:02 pm »
Wish... unfulfilled.
Reason: Terminated by Armok.

I wish I had enough money to never have to worry about money ever again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7645 on: April 12, 2011, 07:17:14 pm »
Granted.   You're now more worried about the terrorists who have kidnapped you and are torturing you by removing your skin with a cheesegrater.

I wish someone would punch lady gaga in the throat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7646 on: April 12, 2011, 07:18:12 pm »
Granted, but alas no adam's apple is there.

I wish I was athletic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7647 on: April 13, 2011, 01:58:13 am »
Granted. Now most of your brain has dissolved, leaving you with the intellect of an insect.

I wish I was the megadevil. (Goat's head guitar, flying motorbike, etc)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7648 on: April 13, 2011, 02:02:16 am »
(Do you mean the SuperDevil?

Granted. WHO WILL STOP YOU!? You live the rest of eternity having no one who can truly oppose you. What a sad life.

I wish this thread would literally explode and rain down chunks of candy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7649 on: April 13, 2011, 02:03:42 am »
Granted. You are now the Megadevil. The Griffon family goes to Texas and Brian gets a gun (for free after purchasing some stuff). He accidently shoots it upwards and then grows a liking to firing the gun upwards. He accidently shoots you in the head when you are riding your flying motorcycle. Oh, he stole your guitar.

Granted. The thread explodes in your face, killing you and rains molten candy, killing thousands.

I wish my version of Left 4 Dead 2 didn't have annoying sound glitches.
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