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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7545 on: April 06, 2011, 03:01:55 pm »
Granted, you are now a robot.
The unintelligent type of robot that falls down slight inclines.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7546 on: April 06, 2011, 03:07:51 pm »
Granted. However, it was imported from the future, and Windows 2786 will not run any modern day applications.

I wish that I had all the free time I could ever want.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7547 on: April 06, 2011, 05:34:35 pm »
Granted, you end up being the only person left on earth.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7548 on: April 06, 2011, 05:38:04 pm »
Granted, you suffer now from rampant hyperactivty and, in fact, are suffering injuries from you being so active.

I wish for a [REDACTED]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7549 on: April 06, 2011, 05:47:11 pm »
Granted, the [REDACTED] kills and eats you.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7550 on: April 06, 2011, 05:48:51 pm »
Granted. The change in mass caused by turning the moon into cheese fucks up the tides, and life on earth is doomed because of it.

I wish we'd figure out fusion power. The real kind, not some loopy fictional kind made up by a forumite calle Angel of Death.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7551 on: April 06, 2011, 05:55:34 pm »
Granted, but we forgot how to make neutron shielding.

I wish I knew quantum mechanics.   
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7552 on: April 06, 2011, 07:01:00 pm »
Granted. You now know a person by the name of Quantum Mechanics.

I wish that I could read faster.
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DwarfyDwarf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7553 on: April 06, 2011, 07:13:52 pm »
Granted. You can now read so fast that you can see into the future. Your brain melts from all the information you haven't read yet.

I wish technology was a lot more advanced.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7554 on: April 06, 2011, 07:40:03 pm »
Granted, you now have cyborgs that enslave humans.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7555 on: April 06, 2011, 07:54:28 pm »
Granted. Your head is removed.

I wish I didn't keep getting distracted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7556 on: April 06, 2011, 08:25:07 pm »
Granted. The universe suffers a premature heat-death, leaving nothing but a void.

I wish that I would not age.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7557 on: April 06, 2011, 08:31:47 pm »
Granted. you stop aging. This is, of course, due to the fact that all bodily and mental functions have permanently ceased.

I wish for MOAR FUUD.
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DwarfyDwarf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7558 on: April 06, 2011, 08:37:17 pm »
Wish granted. All the cows and livestock instantly die and float over to your house, completely burying your neighborhood and most of your city.

I wish I could stay up longer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7559 on: April 06, 2011, 08:39:42 pm »
Granted. You can now stay up a nanosecond longer.

I wish my jokes were funny.
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