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[Spelguru]

You get a GIANT battleaxe. Unfortunately you can't control it due to it's size and weight, and you accidently slice your pinkie fingers off. This leaves you robbed of easy typing access to the leftmost and rightmost parts of the keyboard.

I wish I had 4 arms, like Goro.

[Eagleon]

You recieve four arms. They are not attached to your body.

By unrelated coincidence, your own arms fall off.

I wish for a fish.

[Spelguru]

You get a fish that somehow swims into your ear. It will now translate everything that is said into your language.

It will also lay 5,000 eggs that will hatch in 2 weeks and the fishlings will devour your brain.

I wish I had 1,000 magic gems of every type that is available in dominions 3, and the research done to cast every spell in dominions 3, and 10 in all magic paths from dominions 3. All that, in real life.

[Gaulgath]

Granted. Your head explodes because of all that arcane knowledge.

I wish my computer would stop crashing...

[greywolf]

Granted. Suddenly you see a bright light. You follow the light to its source, and discover the "outside." Enraptured with your newfound paradise, you leave your computer and go exploring for the rest of your life.

[Jusal]

quote:Originally posted by greywolf:
<STRONG>Granted. Suddenly you see a bright light. You follow the light to its source, and discover the "outside." Enraptured with your newfound paradise, you leave your computer and go exploring for the rest of your life.</STRONG>

Speaketh thy wish also, brother.

[Mylon]

To keep things moving...

I wish for a fresh ham and cheese sandwich.

[Armok]

Freeszsh it szsays?  

You land in a field of grain, nearby you lands a pig, with !!

I wish for toady an endless supply of anything he may ever want, and won’t harm him!  

[ April 27, 2007: Message edited by: Armok ]

[White Elephant]

It seems this has become the lawyer training game. "Well you say you want that but literally that can be interpreted as that so".

Your wish is granted. Toady gets an endless supply of what he wants that won't harm him. Except It was airlifted and just dropped on him instantly killing him.

I wish I could gain the money to make a dream computer with dual 8800GTX graphics cards and a quad core that would never break and that had mind control so I could always use it. CORRUPT THAT!

[ April 27, 2007: Message edited by: White Elephant ]

[Gauteamus]

Your wish is granted.

You commit suicide during a Virtual Reality leopard hunting session with Papa Hemingway.

I wish I were the most acclaimed Countertenor in the world of concert halls.

[Gaulgath]

Granted, but uh... you're eaten by a grue? Sure, let's go with that.

I wish I had acute senses of hearing and sight.

[Spelguru]

You go instantly deaf as the very sound of electrons moving around shreds your eardrums. After that your head explodes as it tries to process the information that your eyes sent the second you opened your eyes. Let's just say that being able to see every single sub-part of an atom in whatever direction you happened to be looking in, and whatever is smaller than that, and whatever is smaller than that, ad infinitum.

I wish I actually had a sense of smelling of a level humans usually have, rather than the current completely dead nose I currently have.

[FaultyLogic]

Wish granted. Your sense of smell returns too you, however you are arrested on the street for sexual abuse by sniffing strangers. And punished with 100 days of penalty labour at the local garbage pit.  

I wish the swedish king would become addicted to crack cocaine.

[ April 30, 2007: Message edited by: FaultyLogic ]

[ April 30, 2007: Message edited by: FaultyLogic ]

[Silleh Boy]

Granted!

After his drug abuse takes hold and he squanders all the money and possessions that he has, he is forced to turn to a life of crime to feed his drug habit, that just so happens to lead him to your door, that he kicks in while screaming about how he is 'coming down' from a high that he has been on for several months now, and leads him to knock you unconscious.

When you come too, you find he has tied you to a wheel, much like the ones they have in the circus that a person is tied to and knives are thrown at the person on it. While he demands to know the combination for your safe, and you try to convince him that you do not have one, he begins to throw axes at you, first taking your legs off, then your arms, and finally hitting you in the crotch.

At this point you're wishing for death, yet much to your dismay the police burst in, gun him down and rush you off to hospital. Unfortunately, you find that they can't repair any of the damage you've taken, as they only have students on duty, while the real staff have taken a holiday in some sunny country. an extended holiday.

You spend the next fourty years sat in a chair in a nursing home, where nobody visits you apart from the nurse who feeds you, who being deaf and dumb is unable to keep you company, and your life finally ends when one day, a freak gust of wind blows you off your chair and under the bed, where you starve to death as nobody can find you, or hear you for that matter as you have a sock stuck in your mouth.

I wish for an equally horrific fate!

[Gaulgath]

Granted.

After his drug abuse takes hold and he squanders all the money and possessions that he has, he is forced to turn to a life of crime to feed his drug habit, that just so happens to lead him to your door, that he kicks in while screaming about how he is 'coming down' from a high that he has been on for several months now, and leads him to knock you unconscious.

When you come too, you find he has tied you to a wheel, much like the ones they have in the circus that a person is tied to and knives are thrown at the person on it. While he demands to know the combination for your safe, and you try to convince him that you do not have one, he begins to throw axes at you, first taking your legs off, then your arms, and finally hitting you in the crotch.

At this point you're wishing for death, yet much to your dismay the police burst in, gun him down and rush you off to hospital. Unfortunately, you find that they can't repair any of the damage you've taken, as they only have students on duty, while the real staff have taken a holiday in some sunny country. an extended holiday.

You spend the next fourty years sat in a chair in a nursing home, where nobody visits you apart from the nurse who feeds you, who being deaf and dumb is unable to keep you company, and your life finally ends when one day, a freak gust of wind blows you off your chair and under the bed, where you starve to death as nobody can find you, or hear you for that matter as you have a sock stuck in your mouth.

I wish that everyone in the world would be happy.