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Zrk2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7485 on: April 01, 2011, 10:41:06 pm »
You accidentally pop into the heat death and die.

I wish I could listen to Supertramp alll the time.
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« Reply #7486 on: April 02, 2011, 12:03:43 am »
Granted, you can now listen to Supertramp all the time. Did I mention Supertramp is actually a homeless guy taking a shit?

I wish I had a knife.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7487 on: April 02, 2011, 04:32:23 pm »
Congratulations! Your new knife is now transposed with the flesh of your dominant hand, making every motion an agonizing hazard!

I wish the newer Star Wars movies hadn't sucked so much.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7488 on: April 02, 2011, 10:26:31 pm »
Granted. they. Totally. RoCk. YOUR. WORLD!
Or they would, if you' weren't blind. which you are due to looking at the sun too much.

I wish my mother wasn't such a grump.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7489 on: April 02, 2011, 11:39:24 pm »
Granted. Your mother is now an absolute bitch


I wish I knew how to read music notes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7490 on: April 02, 2011, 11:45:43 pm »
Granted. You are able to read notes people have taken relating to music.

I wish that I had had a constant and unending supply of awesome music.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7491 on: April 02, 2011, 11:49:04 pm »
Granted. However, you've learned to read Gregorian Chant Notation, which does you no good trying to play Bach and Mendelssohn.

Stupid ninjas.

Granted. Unfortunately, you are also deaf. What a pity.

I wish for a Wonka Chocolate bar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7492 on: April 02, 2011, 11:53:16 pm »
Granted. You get a cyanide filled Wonka Chocolate bar.

I wish the Cookie Monster wasn't the Carrot Monster nowadays.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7493 on: April 02, 2011, 11:58:48 pm »
Granted, now its just the person monster, and your a person....

I wish that flaws are easy to fix.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7494 on: April 03, 2011, 12:18:34 am »
Granted. The world is now full of Mary Sues.

I wish that existence was less futile.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7495 on: April 03, 2011, 03:12:37 am »
Granted. The entirety of existence is now devoted to lawnmowers.

I wish that people were taller.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7496 on: April 03, 2011, 03:40:03 am »
Granted, you're now extremly short.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish involving cake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7497 on: April 03, 2011, 03:42:56 am »
Granted. You get a delicious cake! Filled with razorblades, broken glass, barbed wire and poison! Did I mention you HAVE to eat it? Have Fun!

I wish I was a murderer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7498 on: April 03, 2011, 11:44:51 am »
Congratulations! You are now a murderer. In Madagascar. With no arms.

I wish that wood was edible.
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« Reply #7499 on: April 03, 2011, 11:47:03 am »
Granted. It is. However, it is just as unappetizing and unpleasant to eat as before, and still just as bad for you.

I wish that people did not act like trolls on the internet.
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