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dwarfguy2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7305 on: February 16, 2011, 11:15:32 am »

Granted, now you're dead broke.

I wish that I had the notebook from Scribblenauts.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7306 on: February 16, 2011, 02:55:32 pm »

Granted, but it's the one in the game that you already have, so it doesn't do anything new and it's just some game code instead of a magical real world notebook.

I wish I had remembered to bring my flash drive to school today :/
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7307 on: February 16, 2011, 04:24:41 pm »

Granted. However, you lost it.

I wish that I was omnipotent.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7308 on: February 16, 2011, 04:25:25 pm »

Granted, I misread that, and now you're impotent.

I wish I had some licorice.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7309 on: February 17, 2011, 09:34:49 pm »

Granted. i shall first fill it with iocane powder.

i wish i had a pet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7310 on: February 17, 2011, 09:43:10 pm »

Granted. Enjoy your new pet rabid Tyrannosaur.

I wish that I was an all powerful deity.   
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7311 on: February 17, 2011, 11:20:41 pm »

Granted. see http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=77548.0 for what to do next.

i wish that i had a bowler hat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7312 on: February 17, 2011, 11:23:05 pm »

Granted. Whenever you put on the hat, all the Bowling balls in the world suction to the ground rendering your hat pointless.

I wish I had the ability to make people stop being dicks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7313 on: February 17, 2011, 11:39:03 pm »

Granted. Using it turns you into a dick, and for every person you make stop being a dick, two more people start being one.

I wish that humans were sane.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7314 on: February 18, 2011, 12:09:47 am »

Granted. Everyone is sane, and no one is not. Society collapses due to the resulting Undefinition of Sanity.

I wish that this wish wouldn't backfire.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7315 on: February 18, 2011, 05:08:58 am »

Granted, but it didn't do anything in the first place anyway.

I wish my puppy was housetrained.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7316 on: February 18, 2011, 08:21:47 am »

Granted, it's trained to stay in the house. Always.

I wish had a good book.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7317 on: February 18, 2011, 04:58:40 pm »

Granted. It is written in Engrish translated to Latin translated to Esperanto translated to Pig Latin Translated to binary translated to Classical Welsh, written backwards and in spirals, on sheets of dry ice.

I wish that we would hurry up and expand to other planets.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7318 on: February 18, 2011, 06:34:25 pm »

Granted. We discovery a gaint hive-mind with swarms of mini alien space things. They zerg rush Humanity.

I wish I was Roman!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7319 on: February 18, 2011, 06:41:11 pm »

Granted. You lose your previous citizenship in exchange for Roman citizenship. Alas, this citizenship is void, as Rome no longer exists.

I wish that corporations were a bit less driven by raw naked greed.
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