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[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Deep within the bowels of the internet something is stirring. Suddenly everybody becomes PROBLEM SLEUTHS, with IMMENSE IMAGINATIONS powered by the power of ALCOHOL. So it's very imaginative. And makes no sense whatsoever.

I wish that I could read the matrix code surrounding us all.

[lemon10]

I wish for a weapon that could destroy everything. (THE DESTRUCTION. OF REALITY. ITSELF!!!)

Very nice reference to doctor who.

Granted. You can read the reality code surrounding us all, but the code is all in extremely bright cyan, causing you to go blind.

I wish that Jesus came to earth (and it wasn't the Apocalypse) to kill vampires.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. Unfortunately, in the time since his last visit, he's decided he hasn't forgiven us and wipes out humankind.

I wish that there was more epic music in the world.

[GrueSlayer]

Granted. You go deaf, depriving you of the euphoric melodies that are now omnipresent.
I wish I could manipulate gravity.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. You use a slingshot effect around a point of your choosing to go back to the 50's, where in Soviet Russia, Gravity turns you into a black hole. Tunguska mkII.

I wish that the world was made of microcline, driving everybody insane. Muhuhuhahahahaha.

[lemon10]

Granted. But they are so insane that they are sane again. Except you.

I wish i was jesus.

[Darvi]

Granted. The rest is history.
 
I wish I had some sugar.

[Wolf Tengu]

Reality warps, granting you sugar.

However, the process also causes you to burst into flames whenever exposed to sugar.

I wish for happiness.

[Darvi]

Granted. Ingorance is bliss, so you become a colossal idiot .

I wish I would understand economics.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, you learn everything about economics. However, youre still to poor to actually put your financial skills to use.

I wish I had a nice pair of steampunk glasses.

[Weirdsound]

Granted, but their steam producing boiler is so hot, it burns the bridge of your nose.

I wish for candy.

[Darvi]

Granted, you learn everything about economics. However, youre still to poor to actually put your financial skills to use.

Wouldn't matter, I need it for schiool

Granted. Say goodbye to your teeth.

I wish for eternal darkness.

[lemon10]

Granted. You go blind.

I wish that earth would blow up tomorrow and everyone would die.

[Darvi]

i wish i knew braille

what i cant read your post so there

i mean

wh4t 1 c4nt r34d your post so th3re

[Scood]

granted, you now lost your sense of touch.


i wish for more wishes