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[Asheron]

Granted. In fact, the computer you now own is even more intelligent and advanced than you. It programs it's own world-domination-AI and then overthrows humanity. What follows is an era of slavery for every human on earth. Excluding me, ofcourse, since I will be in my moon base.

I wish I had a moon base.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but it was shortly after destroued by a deathstar of a player with twice as many points <ogame refrence>

I wish for submachine 6.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted you get 6 sub quality machine parts...

I wish for napalm.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You gain one (1) lit napalm which unfortunately is all over you and only you, with nothing else flammable around.

EDIT:

I wish the new forums would rock SO HARD

[Kagus]

Granted, they microcline.


I wish for booze-powered dwarven chainsaws.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but they rarely retain fuel, being sucked dry by the people using them.

I wish this forum was gold and ‼gem‼ encrusted menacing with spikes of «awesomeness»!

[Kagus]

Granted.  The gold skyrockets the value, causing a mass of cheese workers to arrive.  The cheese workers are then set on fire by the !!gems!!, which causes a massive FPS drop.  The awesomeness is then decorated with their bones by a sober fish cleaner who has no idea how to decorate with bones, thus creating «awesomeness».

When that «awesomeness» is picked up and used to create menacing spikes on the forum, everything crashes because it is trying to create a decoration using a decorated item.


I wish for a really cool zombie MMO.

[qwertyuiopas]

YOu find one, but it immeadiatly eats your brains, o the other hand, you enjoy the mindless gameplay very much now!


I wish I was in the first 3 pages of users when sorted by most posts!

[Armok]

Granted, you are at the bottom of the third page, the pages contain 10 000 users each.

I wish for ¤awesome¤.

[Nilocy]

There was a problem with the clerk marking the items and you just get and awesome.

I wish this thread will go on forrrrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but it breaks the forum becuase of it's pure forever-ness.

I wish this was the first post on the 50th page.

[Sappho]

Granted.  You suffer brain damage and can no longer count properly or read numbers, but you're pretty sure that was the first post on the 50th page.

I wish for a blessed +2 gray dragon scale mail.

[Duke 2.0]

 Granted. It is also cursed. You are now a bunny.

 I wish for the old forum colors.

[Sappho]

Granted.  You develop a rare form of colorblindness where everything looks the color of microcline, all the time.  This induces crippling migraines and you lose your status as a functioning member of society, forced to live in a special care facility.  Your family visits for a while, but eventually they get on with their lives and you live out the remainder of your days in painful solitude.

I wish for a single normal-sized glass of unspoiled, unpoisoned, normal orange juice which is not from concentrate and which I can drink and enjoy without any negative side effects whatsoever.

[Nilocy]

Granted. It is infact apple juice.

I wish there'd be more killer elephants.