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AntiAntiMatter

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7185 on: February 10, 2011, 05:46:29 pm »

Granted. Kim Jong-Il conquers the world and bans anyone except him from playing a trombone.

I wish that North Korea was not militaristic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7186 on: February 10, 2011, 05:59:04 pm »

Granted.

They become the world's leading superpower and hire millions of mercenaries from around the world to do their dirty work.

I wish for zombies to dance 'Thriller' for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7187 on: February 10, 2011, 06:10:07 pm »

Granted. You're the Jackson-zombie.

I wish for peace on earth! (except not really)
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« Reply #7188 on: February 10, 2011, 06:46:43 pm »

Granted. you get peace on earth. really! Enforced by robots!

I wish for robots!
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« Reply #7189 on: February 10, 2011, 06:49:42 pm »

Granted. They are superior to humans and wipe them out.

I wish that democracies would work much better.
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« Reply #7190 on: February 10, 2011, 06:51:38 pm »

Granted, it works just like much better, atleast for the politicians el presidente!

I wish those robots were replaced by us humans again.
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« Reply #7191 on: February 10, 2011, 08:56:36 pm »

Granted. We initiate a Butlerian Jihad, and afterwards we ban any technology past the 20th century's level of tech.

I wish that I could kill people by punching them in the head.
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« Reply #7192 on: February 10, 2011, 09:13:23 pm »

Granted. It takes, however, the better part of a million years to do it.

I wish people would stop spelling by name with extra 'l's.
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« Reply #7193 on: February 10, 2011, 09:14:49 pm »

Granted, they now spell your name with no 'l's.

I wish for ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7194 on: February 10, 2011, 09:15:59 pm »

melted icecream rains from the heavens.

I wish that I had a copy of legend of Zelda: skyward sword
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« Reply #7195 on: February 10, 2011, 10:43:28 pm »

Granted. It has been ground into a powder.

I wish that this wish could be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7196 on: February 10, 2011, 10:45:53 pm »

Granted THIIIIIIIIIS  is now corrupted.



I wish for a bucket to collect the melted ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7197 on: February 10, 2011, 11:04:19 pm »

granted, a bucket with holes in it appears in front of you.

I wish that that forgotten beast would stop slaughtering everybody.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7198 on: February 10, 2011, 11:18:48 pm »

granted -- it refuses to touch cheesemakers and dyers

I wish the next update would come out soon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7199 on: February 10, 2011, 11:21:56 pm »

Granted, it is released earlier than expected, but is full of bugs and crashes every two minutes.
Also, toady gives up the whole deal so that will be the only version we will ever get.


I wish for duct tape to plug these holes in my bucket.
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