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[dwarfguy2]

You live on in the emptiness.

I wish for a magmaproof cape, and a sword the size of a JRPG protagonist's.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. AS you are not a JRPG character, you cannot hold the sword and it falls in on you, killing you and shredding your magma-proof cape.


I wish there were no evil megacorporations.

[vadia]

granted the economy totally collapses and if you don't know how to farm you're dead.

I wish more people would sign up oto roll to corrupt a wish (shameless plug!)

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. Millions of people sign up, crashing Bay 12, and Toady locks the thread and bans you permanently as a result.


I wish I was a protagonist in a fantasy story.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted, but it was written by a feminist of the "female supremacy" variant. You hold the idiot ball during any major event (And most minor ones), making things worse and leaving your Mary Sue companion to deal with everything perfectly.

Oh, and you die in the last chapter as the heroic sacrifice.

I wish TV Tropes was less addicting.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. There is now one less link on TVtropes.


I wish that I could see in four dimensions.

[vadia]

sure but not the 1st 3

I wish I could function perfectly normally for a regular lifespan without needing a drop of sleep

[Vorthon]

Granted, but since people spend a lot of their life asleep, you get really, really, really bored and go insane.


I wish the people who have signed up for the Borderspace RPG I'm running on this forum would post in it already! And not just as 'How should describe our actions?'

[Taco Dan]

They post so much that the forum crashes.


I wish I would stop listening to sleep deprived brain. It tells me to do horribly stupid things.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. Instead, you actually do these things without being told.


I wish that entropy was nonexistent.

[rarborman]

Granted now there is no entrophy, but since it is a key component to existance of life, now there is no life.

I wish for cave fish.

[Vorthon]

Granted, but since you didn't specify how many, 1 billion of them appear above you. They fall on you and you're crushed.

I wish that NASA replaced the ISS with an O'neill Cylinder*.

*(Go look it up on wikipedia.)

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. It is two inches long and obliterated by a random piece of space junk.


I wish I had a new PSU for my computer.

[Eagle_eye]

granted, but it runs on weapons grade plutonium, and the CIA assassinates you.

I wish school started back up again in 2 weeks, not 1

[Vorthon]

Granted, but all the nerds of the world get pissed at you and hunt you down. Lets just say there's not much left afterwards...

I wish I was an omniglot. (Speaker of every language.)