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Vorthon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6975 on: December 22, 2010, 08:23:46 am »
Granted, but it's funny as in there's something off about it. Not funny as in ha-ha.

I wish that humanity had already colonized the rest of the solar system.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6976 on: December 22, 2010, 08:29:25 am »
Granted. The residents of Alpha Centauri decide humanity is a threat and exterminate them.


I wish all humans were super-genius polymaths.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6977 on: December 22, 2010, 10:15:38 am »
Granted. However, every human is also a vegetable now. The world breaks down as nobody is capable of anything anymore.

I wish I could shorten the code in my signature even further.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6978 on: December 22, 2010, 10:59:00 am »
You shorten it so much your computer explodes!

I wish I was a Meta Knight fanboy again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6979 on: December 22, 2010, 11:36:50 am »
Granted. The Dark Link fanboys you befriended as a Dark Link fanboy kill you for betraying them.


I wish for another wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6980 on: December 22, 2010, 12:06:18 pm »
No wishing for more wishes!

I wish that all the dark link fanboys would spontaneously turn into shadow mario fanboys and leave me alone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6981 on: December 22, 2010, 12:08:27 pm »
Granted. However, you are already dead from the wounds they inflicted upon you while they were Dark Link fanboys.


I wish that I could wish for more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6982 on: December 22, 2010, 12:14:18 pm »
Granted. None of them come true.

I wish my avatar was more Christmassy
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6983 on: December 22, 2010, 12:27:33 pm »
Granted but it's only visible mid june.

I wish I had somebody to spend christmas with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6984 on: December 22, 2010, 12:38:03 pm »
Granted. Your Christmas shall be spent with your worst enemy.


I wish that I could wish for a wish that would let me wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish... (continues on in an infinite loop)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6985 on: December 22, 2010, 12:43:21 pm »
Granted but the infinite loop of wishes burns out the universe's wish matrix and you are left with -1 wish.

I wish santa would stop eating all those cookies kids leave out, he's got a weight problem as is.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6986 on: December 22, 2010, 01:02:33 pm »
Granted. Santa starves to death from the loss of his primary source of food.


I wish I could divide by zero.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6987 on: December 22, 2010, 01:41:52 pm »
BOOM!

I wish I was back alive as Meta Knight.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6988 on: December 22, 2010, 01:48:14 pm »
Granted. You spawn in a magma chamber.


I wish that humanity was ruled by computers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6989 on: December 22, 2010, 02:53:16 pm »
Granted. Already done (What could we do without computers?)

I wish for a giant tear in space that sucks in everything and we all suffocate.
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