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[vadia]

you get a zebra and the customs agents violently arrest you

I wish there was a roll to corrupt a wish thread.

[lemon10]

Their now is one, but you only ever roll ones.

I wish i had a million dollars.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. You have one hundred million pennies. Your house collapses from the weight.

I wish I had more soda.

[James.Denholm]

Turns out that everybody was lying - Zebras are just painted horses after all! Aw, jeez, if only you could see the look on your face... Haaaaaaaaw.

Yours dies because it was lead-based.

I wish that the road I live on had absolutely no traffic ever, so I could use it as a stable position for my telescope.

[Krath]

Granted, but instead wild zebras often travel along the road.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You now desperately wish to be a fish, and as a result you are hospitalised in an asylum. The best psychologists try to treat you for decades on end to no avail. In the end, they simply lobotomise you, and you are left to die as a drooling vegetable.

I wish I had more of this delish Earl Grey. Or at least some chai tea.

[vadia]

granted but Jean Luc Picard phazers you to death as a tea stealing entity.

I wish I had a tribble.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. You have one hundred million pennies tribbles. Your house collapses from the weight.

I wish I had more soda.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. A hundred litres of sodium hydroxide materialises above your head, causing severe and agonising chemical burns. You will bear scars from this incident for the rest of your life.

I wish I could meet Richard Stallman/Linus Torvalds.

[Greiger]

Granted You meet two people named Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds.  Unfortunately they are not the ones with free software.  These two are on Microsoft's anti-piracy taskforce.  They want to ask you a few questions about those Windows 7 silent install Loader CDs you have in your coat pocket.

I wish my Elona character had enough mp to cast the identify spell he learned while sleeping, so I can finally start making some @#$% gold.

[jetex1911]

Granted. but she can only identify coins. good luck with that.

I wish that everyone turned into a sonic fan character, and that they aren't sucky recolors.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Everyone is now a Sonic fan character. Everyone subsequently dies because of the anatomical impossibility of the typical Sonic character.

I wish I had a pet Texan.

[dragnar]

Granted. Aqizzar is not happy about being a pet, and you are driven from your own home by the chin.

I wish I had a pet awesome.

[Keita]

Granted but awesome cannot be contained and your house explodes.

I wish I had a really nice pair of logi-tech head phones.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, but they are stolen before you could even use them.

I wish I had my very own version of Bowsers Airship Armada, even a badass musical theme accompanying it.