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[Cthulhu]

Granted, an international terrorist group known as "Twilight is a Terrible Book" hijacks the shipment of disks and destroys it.  Will Wright then commits suicide.

I wish Twilight had never been written.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but 5 books were written that were identical but with one letter diffrence in the title. Word is doomed.

I wish that:
a) this thread would return to life, and
b) people would use http://www.hobowars.com/signup.php?ref=1306829

[DreaDFanG]

Granted the tread makes a momentary comeback but no one uses the link..

I wish those dwarves would stop drinking all my booze and get back to mining out that pool I marked out in my yard.

[ June 10, 2008: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but they accidentally cause a cave in and your entire house collapses.

I wish that plants only take a sixth of the time to grow as they do normally, but the size/quality did not change.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but when you pick them they scream, in pain.

I wish the forum update would happen on the 14...=P

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but all your posts are automagically edited by the system to make you seem egotistical, and ruin your grammar just enough to make everyone think you've been speaking English for about half a year. Everyone else, oddly enough, looks by their posts to be decent people victimized by your maladjusted personality.

I wish for good things for everyone!

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but they get lost in the mail.

I wish this thread would be lost

[Wooty]

The thread is lost, and a bunch of noobs make eight more corruptawish topics. Then someone bumps the original one.

I wish gas was 16 dollars a gallon.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but it goes to 160 a gallon.

I wish this wish would result in a anti wish.

[Kagus]

Granted.  Your wish negates your wish, which negates the negating of it, which calls in the negation of it once more, which starts the paradox.  Your post is sucked into the void and is lost forever.  Since yours does not exist, I am answering Wooty's post instead.

Granted.  It costs the angry mod $18.25 to burn you alive for making that wish ($2.25 for the matches, don't ya know).

I wish for strawberry fields forever.

[DreaDFanG]

post 700 makes the strawberry feild exsplode

i wish for water

[Bien]

Granted, your lungs are now full of water, and you can't force it out.
I wish for a Tachyon Repeater.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you get a plastic gun with a black and white twirling card on the end of the barrel.  It was delivered after 4-6 weeks.

I wish this thread would die.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But then when the forums get changed over somehow this is the only thread to make it through in one piece. And strangely enough, the mods can no longer lock, edit, or delete it. So it keeps growing until it swallows the server and becomes Skynet.

I wish for marmalade skies

[LSTAR]

Your wish is granted, but only in your sweet, sweet Jammy Dreams...

I wish that 'vice versa' was 'versa vice' and vice versa.