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Diablous

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6885 on: December 13, 2010, 04:00:26 pm »

Granted. You test out your powers on yourself.


I wish I had a magic dog.
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Keita

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6886 on: December 13, 2010, 04:03:07 pm »

Granted, you have a magic dog. It's power is super strength! But only when it sleeps.

I wish I had a band to jam with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6887 on: December 13, 2010, 04:32:49 pm »

Granted. The band consists of Justin Bieber and Milli Vanilli. Enjoy.

I wish I had much more time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6888 on: December 13, 2010, 04:34:59 pm »

Granted, you get a nice rubber band. However, it gets rather nasty from all the old moldy jam.
Granted, you get bored.

I wish for a revolution!

EDIT: Goddamm ninja!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6889 on: December 13, 2010, 04:36:26 pm »

granted...people overthrow you

i wish for lordnincompoop's mind honey O.o
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Keita

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6890 on: December 13, 2010, 04:37:19 pm »

Granted, you head splode dew to awesome overload.

I wish I could understand czech.
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Zephyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6891 on: December 13, 2010, 04:39:04 pm »

granted...but you forget how to speak English

i wish for Justin Bieber to explode into many little chunks
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6892 on: December 13, 2010, 04:57:59 pm »


i wish for Justin Bieber to explode into many little chunks

We all wish you hadn't wished that because every chunk reforms itself into another Justin Bieber -- thanks, now there are thousands of him.

Oh yeah, I wish the next poster a merry Christmas.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2010, 05:00:18 pm by vadia »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6893 on: December 13, 2010, 05:09:36 pm »

Thank you. It's not here yet though.

I wish for Santa Christ.
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Zephyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6894 on: December 13, 2010, 05:23:26 pm »

Jesus with a santa hat appears....and the world ends...good job you just brought us the apocolypse! >.<

i wish Justin Bieber would *melt* (lets see what happens now XD)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6895 on: December 13, 2010, 05:28:10 pm »

Granted, Justin Bieber melts into a nice little pool of blood. You stare at it for a few hours, but nothing happens.

I wish I was Mongolian.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6896 on: December 13, 2010, 05:30:46 pm »

Granted, but your an ancient mongolian and turn to dust.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Zephyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6897 on: December 13, 2010, 05:36:33 pm »

granted!...you now have the motivation to continue posting lazily

i wish i could control the weather
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6898 on: December 13, 2010, 07:06:08 pm »

granted! unfortunately, you cant CONTROL this power. everbody dies

except you



i wish i could read this whole thread just for the laughs
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6899 on: December 13, 2010, 07:07:45 pm »

Granted. You find it increasingly offensive and vow to shut it down.

I wish I had a pet zebra.
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