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[jetex1911]

granted. you become a cake, but you are moldy, and no one wants to eat you. everyone knows that the cake is a lie!

I wish i was a talking giant apple tree. now lets see who gets my apples!

[dwarfguy2]

A pink dog runs away from you. You get sad and commit suicide.

I wish that I'd been born as Meta Knight.

[b1gb0y2013]

Granted. Your father is kirby and he eats you. yum

I wish I was blind.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted. Youre blind.

I wish I was an orc general in some fantasy universe.

[dwarfguy2]

You are in the Munchkin universe, an unnoticed general among 3,872 others.

I wish that you people knew that Kirby can't suck meta Knight up.

[Kashyyk]

Wish Granted. They do know, they just do it to annoy you.

I wish I knew some decent card tricks.

[Zephyr]

Granted but a freak accident causes you to lodge a card in your throat,killing you

i wish people made more i wish i was food wishes so i may eat them >.>

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted. However, one of them wishes "I was poisoned food". You get poisoned, and die painfully.

I wish my learning process for lucid dreaming would be a little faster.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. It becomes so accelerated, however, that your understanding of dreaming and the way your brain comprehends the new realities it is thrust into causes you to question the validity of this one.

*Foghorn*

That said, high five for learning how to dream lucidly.

I wish that my backyard had more cowbell.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Cowbells flood tyhe yard, rising into the sky and disrupting the motion of the heavens. The cowbells then sink into the ground, and because of the incredible amounts of mass added the Earth implodes, becoming a black hole.

I wish Tarn Adams would move to Russia and become a recluse, changing his name to Adrn Zachimilovich Taams and rewriting DF in INTERCAL.

[Demonic Spoon]

Granted, the releasedate of Dwarf Fortress version 1.00 is set back even farther.

I wish that delicious pancakes would fall from the sky.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. A hundred fall into the sky right into the Pacific Ocean, completely unnoticed.

I wish the Jim Crow laws were the Lollipop laws instead.

[Kashyyk]

Granted, they're now called lollipop laws. They are still racist segregation laws.

I wish.

[dwarfguy2]

Granted.

I wish that I had Drawn To Life.

[Zephyr]

Granted. but your artistic skills suck horribly

I wish i could make people explode with a thought >.>