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Tyberix

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6780 on: December 09, 2010, 04:29:15 pm »

Granted. But BOOM in other galaxy, that you can't see  isn't that spectacular.

I wish for less snow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6781 on: December 09, 2010, 05:21:36 pm »

Granted. There is less snow and more anthrax. Enjoy your anthrax.

I wish for some programmers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6782 on: December 09, 2010, 05:25:26 pm »

17 programmers all appear on top of you. you get squished.

I wish for a pie.
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« Reply #6783 on: December 09, 2010, 05:43:16 pm »

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I wish finals were over and I made perfect scores on all of them without cheating or otherwise incurring the wrath of my teachers. Corrupt THAT.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6784 on: December 09, 2010, 05:44:42 pm »

You did make perfect score, but a secretary lost them. You have to pass them again.


I wish I knew more about random walks.
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« Reply #6785 on: December 09, 2010, 05:47:40 pm »

Granted you now know everything about random walks. You are killed in a freak accident completely unrelated to your wish involving a bus, a senior citizen and a cheese plate.

I wish that these 17 programmers would do something useful instead of guzzling my cola and sitting on me.
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« Reply #6786 on: December 09, 2010, 05:51:52 pm »

Granted. But they stills it on you while doing those useful things.

I wish I was alive.
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« Reply #6787 on: December 09, 2010, 06:37:57 pm »

granted. you eventually of starvation due to the fact you dont know how to be alive correctly.


i wish i was moar EVIL
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« Reply #6788 on: December 09, 2010, 07:38:22 pm »

Granted. You take over the entire world and go to amssive lengths to secure your power. Unfortunately, these lengths include keeping the populace happy and free.

I wish my pet dragon was house-trained, in both the "no shitting on the carpet" and the "no fire breath in the house" senses.
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« Reply #6789 on: December 09, 2010, 08:21:55 pm »

Granted. It's an ice dragon.

I wish that 1=0
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« Reply #6790 on: December 09, 2010, 08:24:26 pm »

Granted. All numbers now equal zero in the system of math you are using. Too bad that renders the whole system worthless.

I wish for a complete understanding of math.
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« Reply #6791 on: December 09, 2010, 08:28:02 pm »

Suddenly, the universe goes to hell. Everything else about the world turns upside down. 24=42, 42=349.6392Pi! Buildings fly into space, balloons are the weight of a planet! Your knowledge is totally useless now.

I wish that I would stop being an idiot.

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« Reply #6792 on: December 09, 2010, 08:29:59 pm »

granted. you become merely a moron.

I wish I wasn't so easily embarrassed.
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« Reply #6793 on: December 09, 2010, 08:35:55 pm »

You are now not easily embarrassed. Your other emotions are also toned down as much, so now you cannot feel anything.

I wish for more Homestar Runner videos.

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« Reply #6794 on: December 09, 2010, 10:08:34 pm »

Granted. They're done in the style of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

I wish I had a warmer jacket.
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