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Sheb

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6750 on: December 07, 2010, 01:19:16 pm »

You get it. You die from toad allerfy.


I wish I could find the equations underlying the density of liquid CO2. (Now, if someone know them, please give them to me, I'm serious.)
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Fniff

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« Reply #6751 on: December 07, 2010, 02:38:22 pm »

You find them, and get teleported to their location, which is in space.

I wish the 40k universe would just get along.

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« Reply #6752 on: December 07, 2010, 02:42:40 pm »

Granted. Now everything is a disgusting happy being that is friendly with everyone and URGH it's so sickening!

I wish I were the human depicted in my avatar.
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« Reply #6753 on: December 07, 2010, 04:07:07 pm »

Granted, your mistake.

I wish I could be more unique. In a non-retarded, straight way, of course.
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« Reply #6754 on: December 07, 2010, 04:13:09 pm »

You become so unique that everyone adores you, and you are besieged by admirers every day.

I wish for death.

Sheb

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« Reply #6755 on: December 08, 2010, 10:50:51 am »

Granted, everyone around you die. Leaving you to experience loneliness until the end of time.


I wish for DF v1.0.
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« Reply #6756 on: December 08, 2010, 02:26:32 pm »

You get DF V1.0., but by then, Toady had died and been replaced by a very crappy company who screw up the game totally and make it amazingly idiotic.

I wish for a ferret.

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« Reply #6757 on: December 08, 2010, 02:28:23 pm »

It is a zombie ferret and it eats your BRAINZ
I wish for the death star to destroy earth
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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« Reply #6758 on: December 08, 2010, 02:31:02 pm »

You get it, but you aren't on it. You are on Mars.

I am smarter then that!

I wish for infinite wishes!

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« Reply #6759 on: December 08, 2010, 02:41:49 pm »

You brain explodes from trying to comprehend all the things to wish for...

I wish for no more wishes
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6760 on: December 08, 2010, 02:47:02 pm »

You get the wish, turning you suicidal from having no hope or wish for the future, and thus killing yourself.

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« Reply #6761 on: December 08, 2010, 02:53:29 pm »

The universe ends because there is no input from you as to what wish you want, and the central processing center of the universe collapses, allowing antimatter to consume the universe, causing a big-anti bang making everything back into nothing...

I wish for PI to be PI*PI (So its now an endless loop...)
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« Reply #6762 on: December 08, 2010, 03:02:03 pm »

Granted. Trying to comprehend circles now causes incurable insanity.

I wish that Earth had weather that humans universally agreed to be "nearly perfect."
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« Reply #6763 on: December 08, 2010, 03:03:59 pm »

Humans standards have suddenly changed, and "Impossibly hot" and "So freezing atoms cannot move at all" are nearly perfect.
I wish I would stop forgetting my wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6764 on: December 08, 2010, 03:05:59 pm »

Nothing happens, at all. You retain consciousness through it all, forced to live in an unmoving hell.

I wish there was a Meta Knight mueseum.
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