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[Helmaroc]

Granted, you are blind, and set yourself on fire with your lasers.

I wish for another five Rocky movies to be made.

[Kagus]

Granted, everybody lives happily ever after (the only way to corrupt that wish was to make something good happen).

I wish for an apple cobbler.  That is to say, someone who makes shoes out of fruit.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted:

Oddly enough this apple cobbler is also a apple cobbler in your sense of the word,it has the skills to cobble apples,but not the means(no limbs).
Now ain't that somptin?

Also it is poisonous,so don't... DUDE why did you take a bite?
*crashing noises*

I wish for peanut awesome with ninja.

[Wooty]

Two weeks later, your peanut awsome with ninja arrives. However, due to an inflate -3 error, the penaut forms a nonconvalent bond with the awsome and the subsequent harthingson effect destroys your entire house.

I wish I had toe beams.

[Kagus]

Granted.  While trimming your toenails, you obliterate your fingers with an errant blast.  Without them, you can no longer play Dwarf Fortress.

I wish for a lifetime supply of edible fedoras, with proper refrigeration so they don't spoil.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But Indie jumps in your fridge to escape an atomic test and eats them all except one, which he wears home while mistakenly munching his own fedora.

Also you gain a growing fascination with Indie 4, and you can no longer watch the previous three, any of which are obviously superior to the new one.

I wish your previous wish were granted by someone else in a different way or in exactly the same way.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Totally steals opportunity from Cthulhu...

Granted. But Indie jumps in your fridge to escape an atomic test and eats them all except one, which he wears home while mistakenly munching his own fedora.

Also you gain a growing fascination with Indie 4, and you can no longer watch the previous three, any of which are obviously superior to the new one.

I wish for all my foes to instantly become addicted to A1 sauce.

[ June 03, 2008: Message edited by: SHAD0Wdump ]

[Duke 2.0]

Granted. They put you through a deathtrap using the stuff.

I wish for my laptop to explode, putting me through either a quick death or a long, agonizing hospital stay.

I wonder how that could be corrupted.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, you are sent to a hospital, but your arms, up to your shoulders were blown off. However, you make a quick recovery. But you can never, ever, play DF or anything else for that matter ever again.

I wish for a home-grown chemical-free organic free-range celery.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, without pesticides to protect it, the celery is forced to adapt by producing biotoxins that give you the disease from Cloverfield.

I wish I were a Boston Terrier.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Good doggy,so sorry that your brain went to muuuush,sweet puuppy,and all you can do is bark and drool without even being able to comprehend anything,poor thing,too bad I'll have to lock you in this cage for all eternity,*more creepy baby talk*.

I wish that the earths polar mass would go into a state of hypergentic flux enwrapping the atmosphere with carbozeline particulates ravaging the reggle freggle outa everyone.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But then the script writers retcon the whole thing and you're left with just another crummy season of Lost.

I wish Lost would just wrap it up already.

EDIT: forgot mah wish

[ June 04, 2008: Message edited by: LeoLeonardoIII ]

[Duke 2.0]

Granted. It's so epic we with it would go on.

And thats the scariest thing of all.

I wish Lost would just finish it's own storylines.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. They find a hatch in the ground made of string cheese wrappers, and they go through so many episodes of talking about opening the hatch that you die of old age. And then they open it, and under the hatch is a guy eating string cheese! Storyline ended.

Next week on Lost:
We find another hatch behind String Cheese Guy!

I wish for more UBB codes

[Doniazade]

Granted. The codes are engraved on the 500-ton lead block which just materialized five meters above your head.

I wish Spore would be released and be everything I want it to be.

[ June 06, 2008: Message edited by: Doniazade ]