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[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, as you walk into the room with your harmless rubber ball at the ready, the people you hate attack you with their fists and things. As you lie in the room after their escape, bloodied and bruised, you look to the ceiling, realising that at this very moment they are spreading the factors that create mutual hatred between yourself and another throughout the population.

TLDR: You now hate everyone, everyone hates you, and you probably should get to hospital. Enjoy surgery.

I wish I had a good pair of headphones.

[Sheb]

Granted, but they were so expensive you had to sell everything you own to buy them, including your kidneys and liver.


I wish Kim Jong Il could start a career as a Disco Idol.

[Rose]

Granted. There's nothing that can make that wish worse.

I wish there were two of me, so one could stay home while the other went to work.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. It turns out that having a clone, however, creates an absolute shedload of paperwork and getting various things to acknowledge both persons is the ultimate definition of a bureaucratic nightmare. Enjoy tax time.

I wish that I had the power to turn night into day, and vice versa.

[Taco Dan]

You now have the ability to change the Earth's rotation at a whim. However, you end up spinning it too fast and it hurdles into the sun. Nice job breaking it, hero.


I wish FISH!

[Argembarger]

You get all the fish. All of it. Every one.

They appear about 5 miles directly above your home.

WHAT A MESS.

I wish I was the most eloquent person alive.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You were when you were alive.

I wish Bro lives on!

[Zrk2]

He's in a coma. I wish I could live in a DF.

(Oh shit, this is going to end badly)

[Peewee]

Granted. The elves rule your world.

I wish for a regen.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted, you regen a world without anything fun or interesting, and elves rule it.

I wish to be as eloquented as Realmfighter.

[dragnar]

Granted. And then you were the Realmfighter.

I wish for kirby's powers.

[Morrigi]

Granted. You accidentally swallow your computer. Upon trying to spit it out it is smashed into the wall, broken forever.

I wish my monitor didn't have a pink line through it and worked properly

[mission0]

Granted however all your screen shows now is a pink screen, works just fine but for some reason the screen is pink.

I wish that my wish was not corrupted.

[Lillipad]

Granted. Your wish will not become corrupted so long as you don't eat, drink, breathe, or sleep for a minimum of one century.

I wish I didn't have insomnia so often.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted, you go into a coma.

I wish I killed Drzzt and every clone of him in existance.