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[stonemt]

granted it is now a single potato chip made of silicon that takes great pains to tear each and every "poly" into many small pieces


i wish the lolcat bible was never made.

[Eagle_eye]

granted. The internet was never invented, and so lolcats never came to exist.

I wish the bugs in .17 were fixed and toady released it.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted but the server crashes so horribly in the rush to get it that Toady can't get a new server up for 4 months

I wish I was the apprintice Garret picks up at the end of Thief 3.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Unfortunately, you get locked in Shalebridge Cradle. Forever. And ever.

I wish that I had an Armored Command Unit.

[Sheb]

Granted. Howver, you're arrested for theft of military materiel.

[Urist McOverlord]

I wish the above poster had made a wish.

[Diablous]

Granted. He wishes that you go through a million years of torture. That wish comes true.

I wish for Sburb!

[Taco Dan]

Sburb is made and crazy shit happens, including your painful death at the hands of a toilet.


I wish for a fucking volcano.

[Ricky]

wish granted. in the end, the volcano wishes for you, unfortunately, he wished for you while erupting. your legs are painfully burnt off, then you eventually succumb to infection after three days of having your legs obsinianified to the ground.


i wish that i had the world's best computer!

[Fanofgaming]

Your computer becomes self aware and hacks into your house. You are killed from a robot invasion, as is most of the rest of the world.

I wish I knew what I could wish for that couldn't be corrupted.

[Strife26]

Granted. You wish that your wish would be corrupted. The resulting paradoxial loop destroys creation.


I wish that this thread would always be on the top of the list when I checked in.

[Argembarger]

Granted, but you soon learn to hate this thread and the negative feelings you get whenever you see it cause you to avoid the forum completely.

I wish I could roll my Rs.

[Ricky]

heh heh...
grant.

 
every word you now say has an R in the beginning. unfortunately, this make it hard for you to get an other job, except the voice for scooby doo

i wish for a super mega awesome robot dwarf pirate pony that has a pretty hat!

[Sheb]

Granted. But you're now an elf, and thus cause the robot's Search-And-Destroy feature to kill you, and all your family, and your pet, before burning your house in magma sprouting from its huge steel genitals.

I wish my wish was the most awesome ever.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Unfortunately, it only holds this title for one post.

I wish I had the awesomest wish. And that this title would be mine forever.