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[Sheb]

Granted. She still kill you with neurotoxins, but without any bad feeling.




I wish people would stop making Portal-related wish.

[Argembarger]

Granted. But we're dwarves, not people.

I wish I was Still Alive. ;_;

[Tarran]

Granted, you are still alive, but horribly mangled. You are now unable to die at all. You live forever in agony even after the universe is gone.

I wish I wasn't horrible at story making and roleplaying like I am now.

[Demonic Spoon]

Granted, However you become mute and are thus a mime, despised by everyone.

I wish I could become invisible.

[Tarran]

Granted, However you become mute and your invisibility is one way, thus you become an invisible mime, despised by everyone, and you are put in jail due to the hundreds of pervert-worried women demanding to have you put in jail.

I wish that the next wisher couldn't have a single W or G (capitalized or uncapitalized) in his/her post.

[dragnar]

ranted. This is onna be stupid. And it doesn't change much.

I ish for a pet AI.

[breadbocks]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish I broke GlaDOS' heart,  killed her, tore her to pieces, and threw every piece.... into... a fire....

[dwarfguy2]

Granted. Then she came back as a one winged angel and killed you dead.

I wish I was the awesome depicted in my avatar, and that people would stop saying people go mute and become mimes.

[dragnar]

Granted. The universe is now out to get you. Welcome to Hurt.

I wish I were Dangerously Genera Savvy.

[dwarfguy2]

Granted. You know what a genera is. It helps you in absolutely no way at all.
I wish I was the emperor of Hell and talked like this.

[dragnar]

Typos...

Granted. You are emperor of hell. Unfortunately, it turns out there's no way for you to get to reality, and you aren't immune to hell's fires.

I wish I was Dangerously Genre Savvy

[Urist McOverlord]

You are now dangerously genre savvy. Unfortunately, you're still the villain. And the number one trope is "The hero always wins."
As a not-hero, you lose. Epicly. But you do a lot better than everyone else before you die.

I wish that I was skilled at Xanatos Roulette.

[Urist Imiknorris]

You are. Unfortunately, there is a Spanner In The Works.

I wish you knew that sometimes The Bad Guy Wins.

[Lillipad]

Granted, The Bad Guy kills you for revealing his secret.

I wish I could make things not humid at will, without draining all the water vapor from the universe, and without increasing the water vapor until the universe is one big ocean.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. Where does all the water vapour go? Into your roof. And you only realise this when it all condenses and the roof collapses upon your head.

I wish that I was the personification of JUSTICE!!