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[Phantom]

Granted, you COULD, but you don't.

I wish the events of Skyline were real. And that I was safely hidden in a bunker at the location of the movie Cloverfield.

[Megaman]

Granted. You run out of cheesy snacks. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish I had more cheesy snacks.

[Sheb]

Granted. But you develop as cheese allergy.


I wish I were the moon.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Meteors are not kind.

I wish I could stop wasting time on this forum and do my homework.

[V-Norrec]

Granted, You must now do everyone's homework and never can visit this forum again ever.

I wish I didn't have to eat to be full.

[Argembarger]

Granted. You now have a self-replicating chunk of food in your stomach that always keeps you comfortably full, but it has absolutely no nutritional value and you waste away from malnutrition.

I wish everyone on this thread received 100,000 of whatever their base unit of currency is. Except me. I exclude myself from this wish.

[breadbocks]

Granted. This causes so much inflation to the world's economy, that your being short 100K causes you to go broke.

I wish my wish was better than yours.

[warhammer651]

Granted. This causes so much inflation to the world's economy, that your being short 100K causes you to go broke.

I wish my wish was better than yours.

granted, but that's a pretty lame wish


I wish I didn't have to do science fair

[Eagle_eye]

granted, you die of meningitis.

I wish I had picked an easier topic for my english paper...

[Argembarger]

Granted, but because you've already wasted time working on the old topic, switching to the new topic causes you to turn it in late.

I wish more people donated to Toady One

[Rose]

granted. everybody on earth donates to Toady-one, he becomes a multi-billionare, and stops working on DF.


I wish I had something to eat.

[Sheb]

Granted. It's your grandma.



I wish nobody stole my bike.

[breadbocks]

Granted. GLaDOS makes you burn it.

I wish I still had my companion cube.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. You still have your companion cube. But because you murdered it, it is in ashes.

You should still disregard it's advice.

I wish that I had a sizable sum of money, with which I could buy components for a decent gaming computer.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. You buy all the components only to find that they are wholly incompatible with one another. Damn PCI-E slots*.

*disclaimer: It sounds computer-ey. And they've caused me problems in the past. Shut up.

I wish that this was a triumph.