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[Medicine Man]

Granted. You feed your computer cell phones and other computers to make it stronger. It eventually becomes self-aware and wages war against humankind. The computer destroys the world.

I wish for the Master Of Puppets to Ride The Lightning and Kill 'Em All

[Megaman]

Granted. You are now Megaman. Enjoy being stuck inside a videogame.

BBWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH?

Granted. You are Em' All'

I wish for undefined.

[Lillipad]

Error 404 wish not found.

I wish I could delete people from existence at will.

[Medicine Man]

Granted! You are told by some homeless person on the streets that you can delete people from existence at will. You don't believe him and attempt to delete yourself to prove to him that you can't. It dosen't end well.

I wish that Left 4 Dead 2 wasn't banned in Australia

[KaguroDraven]

Granted, but the game causes someone to make real zombies and everyone in the world dies.

I wish earth was attacked by a WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. The Dark Eldar are fighting the Orks for some reason known only to them. You are tortured for several years by the Dark Elder, before finally being killed.

I wish for a cache of Elerium-115.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, the aliens somehow find out that you have this, and you are abducted. But hey, at least you make a re-appearance in the sequel. As a lobsterman.

I wish that I hadn't drop plastic glue on my CAS Calculator.

[Medicine Man]

Granted. You drop metal glue on it instead.

I wish for metal glue.

[Megaman]

You get metal glue. IN HELL

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[KaguroDraven]

Granted, your mind explodes at the paradox  you see before you, then someone takes a picture of it.

I wish that no game in the world would ever get over hyped, leading people to hate it for not liveing up to the hype

[Lillipad]

Granted. Video games are no longer advertised. The industry collapses.

I wish I had a tiger named Bob that wouldn't harm me.

[Megaman]

Granted. Bob eats all your crumpets and everyone you've ever loved.

I wish I had crumpets.

[Medicine Man]

Granted. You now have crumpets! Too bad I ate them.

I wish for vomit.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, you get vomit. Loads of vomit. Tons of it. You drown it it. The end.



I wish Dwarf fortress 0.31.17 gets released today.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted, but it's so bugged that the sheer bugginess causes your computer to explode

I wish I was completely immortal in everyway, includeing instant rengeneration, and couldn't feel pain.