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Greiger

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6540 on: October 12, 2010, 07:47:37 pm »
All the Lets Play folks in the world get a wonderful cake, it even happens to be their favorite flavor by default.

Unfortunately All the Portal LPs freak the fuck out.  Begin running around spouting nonsense and eventually run into traffic.  The sensationalist media blames videogames (again) and legislature goes through banning all videogames. 

Toady One eventually gets arrested and is sentenced to a labor camp.  Good job.

I wish all the utilities worked with DF again.   I also wish that my World of Warcraft addons worked with the new Warcraft patch as well.  Just for good measure.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6541 on: October 12, 2010, 10:11:34 pm »
Granted. A jockey comes to your house in the night, and rides you off a cliff.

He screams to you:

"YOU CAN ONLY MAKE ONE WISH AT A TIME GODDAMNIT"

I wish for a tank.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6542 on: October 12, 2010, 10:27:08 pm »
Granted, you get a broken down rusty Mark I tank. Enjoy.

I wish humanity had way better technology then we have today.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6543 on: October 12, 2010, 10:30:41 pm »
Granted. Mankind now has better bio-weapon technology. Naturally, it gets loose, and starts a zombie plague that eradicates civilization as we know it.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6544 on: October 12, 2010, 10:35:21 pm »
Granted. A lunatic rushes into your house, takes you to his evil abandoned shack in the middle of nowhere bounds and gags you, and makes the most delicious H&C sandwich. EVER. He sets it down, just a few inches out of your reach, and then leaves you there to die.

I wish for a Stinger.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6545 on: October 12, 2010, 10:44:02 pm »
You get one. In your face.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6546 on: October 12, 2010, 10:53:28 pm »
Granted, you get a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish. Nothing happens because you already have as many wishes as you want. The wishes aren't happy with your shenanigans and wish you away.

I wish for a perfectly functioning time machine that's two ways (it can travel forwards and backwards through time).
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6547 on: October 13, 2010, 03:51:51 am »
Granted You now have a perfectly functioning time machine that's two ways. Too bad it malfunctions when you use it. You get trapped in a wormhole which you never escape from.


I wish for the Master Of Puppets to Ride The Lightning and Kill 'Em All.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6548 on: October 13, 2010, 05:43:06 pm »
Quote from: Medicine Man on October 13, 2010, 03:51:51 am
Granted You now have a perfectly functioning time machine that's two ways. Too bad it malfunctions when you use it. You get trapped in a wormhole which you never escape from.


I wish for the Master Of Puppets to Ride The Lightning and Kill 'Em All.

HOLD ON THERE BUDDY!

A "perfectly functioning time machine" would, by definition, NOT malfunction. Granting REJECTED!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6549 on: October 13, 2010, 05:45:32 pm »
You know have a perfectly funtioning time machine that's two ways. You get eaten by a race of alien bugs that take over the planet in the future.

I wish that I had a cannon for an arm, that could not blow up in a way that harms me.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6550 on: October 13, 2010, 05:51:45 pm »
Granted. You are now Megaman. Enjoy being stuck inside a videogame.

I wish to be teleported five weeks into the future, to avoid my exams.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6551 on: October 13, 2010, 05:54:33 pm »
Granted you are teleported to five weeks into the future, but in that time the earth has moved such a distance that you are now in space and die.

I wish that toady finished DF tomarrow, free of bugs, and completely perfected, and it was free.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6552 on: October 13, 2010, 05:58:38 pm »
Granted. You download the game and the absolute perfection of it kills you.

I wish I had a bag of tasty beef jerky.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6553 on: October 13, 2010, 07:19:54 pm »
Granted, it's tasty. But it's physics-defingly dry. You die of dehydration.

I wish humanity suddenly knew the locations of all planets with life on them in the Milky Way galaxy.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6554 on: October 13, 2010, 07:22:49 pm »
Granted. The sudden flow of information turns explosive. Everyone's head explodes.

I wish I could feed my computer other computers, and cell phones to make it stronger!
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