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[Diablous]

Granted. Instead the Kisses and Hugs elemental is created, which is even worse.

I wish nothing is ever created that can rival the horror that is the Hugs and Kisses elemental.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Unfortunately, the hugs and kisses elemental never existed. so nothing can exist that is more terrifying than nothing. All human fear has never existed, as the "nothing" isn't really all that scary. We all get eaten by unusually cuddly-looking but nonetheless viscious bears that we never grew to fear because D'AAAAW FUZZY WIDDLE TEDDY.

I wish that I wasn't sleep-deprived and cold-possessing.

[SolarShado]

Granted, you're in a cancer-induced coma now.

I wish for a fancy new Android phone

[James.Denholm]

Granted. In fact, it's so incredibly fancy and new, you begin to feel inferior to it. You destroy the phone in a jealous rage.

I wish that my glass Academic Prize was less fingerprintey and more shineyiney.

[Lillipad]

Granted. The prize becomes so shiny that whatever greater being you believe in decides to steal it for themself. You become an empty shell of what you once were without your Shiny.

I wish to become the One True Evil.

[dragnar]

Granted. You are now the hugs and kisses elemental.

I wish I could delete things from reality.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, things can also now delete you from reality. Have fun.

I wish I had a soft-boiled egg.

[Medicine Man]

((I changed my name VIA PM'ing Toady.You'll need to reset your password after the name change though))

Granted, you get a soft-boiled egg. It's also rotten, you are forced at gunpoint to eat it. You die from rotten egg related diseases a week later.

I wish for noodles!

[SolarShado]

Granted. *slaps with 4.3 lbs of wet noodles*

I wish for a BBQ chicken sandwich.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.

As soon as you take a bite out of it you get some sauce on the coldsore thats leaking on your lip. Wait, thats not sauce. Someone replaced the BBQ Sauce with AIDS infected blood. Have fun.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

[breadbocks]

Granted, but your wish being uncorruptible fucks up the space-time continuum.

I wish I's never been stupid enough to watch Panty and Stocking.
(Right afterwards, I went on to watch episode 2. :DDD)

[Medicine Man]

Granted, you never watch Panty and Stocking. Instead you watch Chris Crocker.

I wish I could intelligently corrupt wishes.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted but you end up corrupting your own wishes.

I wish I was Khorne, the blood god.

[Medicine Man]

You are now Khorne, the god of blood. Too bad Armok dosen't like having another god take all of his fame. Armok rips your spine out and drowns you in your blood.


I wish for Toady One.

[Tarran]

Granted, you get Toady One while his house was starting to catch fire. Great job, you made Toady One lose his house.

I wish all the LPers in the world got a cake each for their work.