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xdarkcodex

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6480 on: September 26, 2010, 06:42:14 am »
Granted... its get stolen 5 days later and the cops can't track the robber down.

I wish I had more orange juice in my fridge so i don't have to go buy some more.
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« Reply #6481 on: September 26, 2010, 06:46:12 am »
Granted, you now have more strange orange coloured juice in your refrigerator. Upon inspecting the substance closely, you find out it is... uh... X-Poison! The police find out your are keeping the dangerous chemical in your house and you are arrested.

I wish that I knew too much...

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« Reply #6482 on: September 26, 2010, 06:53:21 am »
Granted, you now know too much! Too bad you're promptly assasinated by the C.I.A.

I wish that my Serial Killer forum game had more posts in it.
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« Reply #6483 on: September 26, 2010, 06:54:28 am »
granted. everything became spam and it got locked.

I wish i had beef jerky!
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« Reply #6484 on: September 26, 2010, 07:01:21 am »
Granted, you get 1mm of beef jerky! It's a bit moldy too.

I wish Pantera was still around.
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« Reply #6485 on: September 26, 2010, 07:18:39 am »
Granted, but they do not make any more records. Instead, all their previous records have been burnt over by JUSTIN BIEBER! MUAHAHHAAHHAAH!

I wish i had a dragon for a pet.
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« Reply #6486 on: September 26, 2010, 07:20:39 am »
Granted, it breathes fire over you. Turning you into ash.

I wish to be ninja'd!
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« Reply #6487 on: September 26, 2010, 07:28:30 am »
You are ninja'd. You admire the shuriken sticking out of your eye.

I wish for a katana!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6488 on: September 26, 2010, 07:31:52 am »
You get a katana. In your chest.

I wish for a delicious pie that won't kill or injure me.
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Medicine Man

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« Reply #6489 on: September 26, 2010, 07:33:32 am »
Granted, the pie is delicious but the cow shit filling isn't.

I wish for GRAMMAR!
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« Reply #6490 on: September 26, 2010, 08:15:10 am »
You now have complete and total knowledge of grammar in all it's forms and sizes.
However, you have lost all vocabulary and any means of recovering it.

I wish for a complex machine that moves in 5 dimensions.
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« Reply #6491 on: September 26, 2010, 09:08:55 am »
Granted, you watch as your machine flies off into the 4th dimension.

I wish I was black.
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« Reply #6492 on: September 26, 2010, 09:47:54 am »
Granted. But you are also Red, Green and blue, depending on what day of the week it is.

I wish there was a way to make cats dance.
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« Reply #6493 on: September 26, 2010, 09:58:50 am »
Granted. Cat's now do the dance of death which incinerates all but cat owners.

I wish that a certain part of me would stop aching!
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« Reply #6494 on: September 26, 2010, 10:01:27 am »
Granted, but now a different unmentionable part start aching!

I wish my feet weren't so cold...
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