Topic: Corrupt a wish! (Read 1293327 times)

breadbocks · « **Reply #6465 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:29:28 pm »

Granted, but they all have to be the same.

I wish I knew what time it was.

Blackdutchie · « **Reply #6466 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:33:07 pm »

Granted, but it's the second before the end of all time.

I wish there was a way to convert dirt into nacho cheese.

Lillipad · « **Reply #6467 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:37:35 pm »

Granted, but the taste isn't converted.

I wish I could kill 3 different people.

Diablous · « **Reply #6468 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:38:59 pm »

Granted. Those people are you and your two closest friends.

I wish I could match the above user's posts per day.

Megaman · « **Reply #6469 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:41:05 pm »

Granted. You totally loose your life and become obese because you spent a lot of time posing each post.

I wish I was slightly more blue.

Blackdutchie · « **Reply #6470 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:46:19 pm »

Granted, but you are also slightly less red and green. Also you are now fluorescent.

I wish i could project smiley face holograms in front of me.

xdarkcodex · « **Reply #6471 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:49:09 pm »

Granted but you go blind soon after.

I wish I had a muffin that can talk but is inedible.

Megaman · « **Reply #6472 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:52:10 pm »

It jumps in your throat screaming obscenities. You die.....
I wish I had a chainsaw for a hand.

Blackdutchie · « **Reply #6473 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:57:08 pm »

Granted, but you forget about it and try to do a one-man-tango.

I wish the nearest ant queen becomes sentient.

Lillipad · « **Reply #6474 on:** September 25, 2010, 06:57:54 pm »

Granted, but you then realize it was sentient to begin with.

I wish I could stop being so absurdly amused by this thread.

Megaman · « **Reply #6475 on:** September 25, 2010, 07:03:15 pm »

Granted. You become depressed and hang yourself. You die.....
I wish I was slightly less blue.

Urist McOverlord · « **Reply #6476 on:** September 25, 2010, 07:44:57 pm »

Granted. You are now relatively less blue, by appearing more yellow and red. You have caught fire.

I wish for a fire-proof suit.

Blackdutchie · « **Reply #6477 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:06:38 am »

Granted, but it emits high levels of alpha, beta and gamma radiation while worn.

I wish i had a dog that behaved.

xdarkcodex · « **Reply #6478 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:15:03 am »

Granted. It died shorty after from a 55mm bullet that has fallen from the sky.

I wish for a mouse with a proper laser.

Blackdutchie · « **Reply #6479 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:26:36 am »

Granted, in admiring it's actual, cutting-metal-quality laser, you point it at your face. It fires.

I wish the TV in my room would work properly.

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