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[Sensei]

Granted, people attempt to cause side effects/problems and reality segfaults.

I wish for a US release of Metal Wolf Chaos (look it up).

[Vester]

Granted. The localization is botched, because for some reason they feel a need to rewrite the script and dialog.

I wish I had more free time.

[Tarran]

Granted, you now have so much free time that you can't figure out what to do with most of it. You are now extremely bored.

I wish I knew what to do right now so I'm not so bored like I am now.

[Medicine Man]

Granted, you now know what to do and you do it in seconds! You quickly get bored afterwards.

I wish for !!METALLICA!!

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, metallica come but you lost your concert tickets.

I wish for ORANGE ORANGES

[Medicine Man]

Granted, you get a virus called "ORANGE ORANGES" and it eats away your internal organs. Good luck in the afterlife!

I wish for a really good pie.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, the pie got tired of being good and became evil and ate your inside when you ate it.

I wish for a green flying dog that can breath out smaller dogs.

[Medicine Man]

I wish for a green flying dog that can breath out smaller dogs.

Granted, you get a green flying dog that can out breath smaller dogs. It's breath is so bad that you suffocate

I wish for a SOFA GATE!

[OmnipotentGrue]

Granted, you get a gate made from sofas. Unfortunately, the sofas come alive (!) and eat your soul. Now, you without a soul, shall live forever and experience the end of the world, probably alone. Sucks to be you.

I wish for Gatorade so I can throw it on someone and then run!

[Medicine Man]

Granted, you get Gatorade and throw it on somebody. Little do you know that this Gatorade makes people turn into 10 foot tall bullet proof behemoths! You are torn to pieces by a 10 foot tall, bullet proof behemoth!

I wish I had 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.

[Tarran]

Granted. You get 100 sexdecillion dollars. You suffocate and are crushed by the enormous hill of cash.

I wish I knew everything there is to know, EVERYTHING. Without destroying my brain, of course.

[Megaman]

Granted. CIA kills you for knowing their secrets
I wish I had a marker.

[Blackdutchie]

Granted! You trade a marker for all your possessions, the trader seems ecstatic with the trade.

I wish i had a robotic pinky finger that shot lasers.

[Lillipad]

Granted! But the pinky soon becomes sentient and takes over your mind as absolute ruler.

I wish this wish gets corrupted.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, your wish becomes corrupted.

I wish for a million wishes.