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[Cthulhu]

Granted, Cthuffles is great at getting wishes, however he doesn't exist.

I wish the mechs in Gearhead weren't so darn expensive.  I want to make an arena unit, but my team consists of two geeks in Badgers who can't kill anything.

[Armok]

quote:Originally posted by LeoLeonardoIII:
<STRONG>

1/10 times itself 1000 times is a VERY small number.
1 minus that very small number is, for most purposes, just about 1.

So your speed is equal to the speed of light times just barely less than 1? You could have simplified to:

I wish my speed was c

At which point I would have answered: Granted, your speed was c, but only for a tiny fraction of a moment and now you're completely normal. Except you are now addicted to Dr Pepper.</STRONG>

You win at math and fail at physics.
Have you ever herd of Einstein?  :roll:
There is a VERY big difference between c and almost c.

[qwertyuiopas]

getting to C requires almost infinite energy(because if it was infinite at C, then a single photon would destroy the universe, or I don't know something, since I only think that may be true) and time would pass very slowly for you, so you would age at a rate of 1 year per 10000 or something.

[Armok]

((I take this as you not knowing these kinds of physics.))

[Cthulhu]

I wish the physics talk would stop.

[qwertyuiopas]

(I only partly know it, and so assume thaat light cannot be moving at the absolute fastest, because there is no number that can be multiplied by infinity to get a small number other than 0, and light would not weigh 0, otherwise it would not haave a slight force that is  apparently being used by some space probe concepts, therefore it probably has a NEARLY nonexistant mass, and travels at c-10^-1000000)

[SHAD0Wdump]

Grant his wish PLEASE!!!

[qwertyuiopas]

granted, they aren't as expensive for EVERYBODY, resulting in the average army of 1000 per person. the controls haven't changed, and it alternates between them making the average turn take over 2 hours and the average battle 2 days. Armok help you if you are figghting more than one person.

I wish that nobody wishes for I wish.

[Cthulhu]

I have no idea where you got that wish, but if the physics talk stops, I'm good.

Granted.  People put a space after "wish"

I wish .

[whafukama]

Granted you get a . but it bleeds so badly you die from it.

I wish for an orange hippo from hell.

[Kagus]

Granted.  Upon its arrival it squints at you, thus causing its eye-oranges to spew burning citric acid straight into your eyes.  You are blinded by the pain, and your world goes dark.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I wish Whafukama would change his sig to something that isn't an advertisement.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, he did.

I wish there were more people like him so I could be all elitist with my thousand posts.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but since so many people (like me) have far over a thousand posts, you are counted as one of THEM. And we count twenty as far more.

I wish for a holy crap.

[ June 01, 2008: Message edited by: Helmaroc ]

[Cthulhu]

You only have 20 or so more posts than me Helmaroc.  Have fun with me and the rest of the noobs.

[Kagus]

I AM YOUR GOD.  BOW DOWN BEFORE MY UNHOLY POSTCOUNT.