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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6435 on: September 22, 2010, 01:10:02 am »
Granted you get EVERY copy of EVERY Nintendo game ever made. You are crushed by falling Nintendo games.

I wish Postal 2 didn't have such bad voice acting!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6436 on: September 22, 2010, 02:15:58 am »
Granted. Now it has no voice acting.

I wish that I was part of VALVe's beta testing team...
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Imagine a combination of power goals 44 and 45: The ruler convenes a council of the nobles to appoint you the high priest of the nearby towns. Instead of waiting for them to finish their drinking session, you walk in and crush a goblet while berating their disgusting behaviour and general incompetence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6437 on: September 22, 2010, 02:22:08 am »
Granted, you now test a bio weaponary company called Valve's beta radiation by subjecting yourself to lethal levels of it!

I wish Halo (The Xbox game) never existed.
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« Reply #6438 on: September 22, 2010, 08:27:14 am »
Granted, But they still made the books and they became a pop-culture hit and had 3 movies done after them (one of them made by Uwe Boll and there is talk of anotherone produced by Bruno Mattei).   Most xbox gamers went to PC to mostly play Half LIfe2 DeathMatch which didn't warrant enough sells for Microsoft to care about continuing it's console business.   Sony now having no main competition in terms of HardWare only produced lower grade PS3s(with backward compatability).

Nintendo relaxed back and Smiled all day with their fortune.

Bungie continues the Marathon Series for Mac.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2010, 08:29:58 am by knightedskull »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6439 on: September 22, 2010, 05:08:44 pm »
Granted. you get _____

I wish that the previous poster had wished.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6440 on: September 22, 2010, 05:15:28 pm »
Congratulations he wished for you to no longer exist.

I wish for the next poster to recite pi (the number)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6441 on: September 22, 2010, 05:16:34 pm »
Granted. I shall do so with perfect accuracy: Pi.

I wish for a Terran Wraith.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6442 on: September 23, 2010, 02:39:47 am »
The wishmaster mishears this as a "Tarran Wraith" you are killed by a pissed off undead Tarran shortly after.

I wish for my reclaim forts to stop fucking crashing!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6443 on: September 23, 2010, 04:00:53 am »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on September 23, 2010, 02:39:47 am
The wishmaster mishears this as a "Tarran Wraith" you are killed by a pissed off undead Tarran shortly after.
How nice of you.



Granted. They stop crashing. Unfortunately, now new forts can't stop crashing as soon as you embark.

I wish I had a fully working and loaded BR55 Battle Rifle in perfect shape and not dirty in the slightest.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6444 on: September 23, 2010, 04:04:08 am »
Granted, it's a shame that it's conviscated by the military and you are put in jail for being in possesion of an illegal weapon.

I wish for a... TARRAN WRAITH!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6445 on: September 23, 2010, 10:14:23 am »
Granted. The wishgranter mishears this as "TERRAN WRAITH". You now have an awesome future ship... fueled by a nonexistent gas.

I wish I didn't have to acquire more vespene gas.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6446 on: September 23, 2010, 10:18:33 am »
Not enough minerals.

I wish foHNNNNNG-
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6447 on: September 23, 2010, 01:16:28 pm »
GraHNNNNNG-

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6448 on: September 23, 2010, 02:03:56 pm »
Granted, you are struck by a flash of inspiration. Unfortunately, you are taken by a fell mood and kill your best friend, only to carve a chair out of his face.

I wish was undead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6449 on: September 23, 2010, 03:58:55 pm »
Granted, you were undead. Now you're just dead; a paladin killed you (again).

I wish everyone in the world could do whatever they want without any side effects or problems.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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