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Samthere

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6420 on: September 19, 2010, 11:24:13 am »
ARRRRRRR, granted, but these be software pirates who be celebratin' International Talk Like a Pirate Day, an' they yarr an' arr all o'er ye!

I wish fer a GRAND BOOTY!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6421 on: September 19, 2010, 11:41:12 am »
Granted, you get a trasure chest full of gold. Cause thats what you wanted right?

I wish for a tragic and painful death
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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6422 on: September 19, 2010, 11:43:47 am »
Granted, ye' get a happy and painless death

I wish that Huesoo would be fed to the sharks!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6423 on: September 19, 2010, 11:54:09 am »
Granted, but ye get thrown in with 'em, ye landlubber!

I be wishing for a chest full o' gold.

(Be imaginative corrupting that wish please.)
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« Reply #6424 on: September 19, 2010, 12:40:44 pm »
arr you got yer gold a ship's load of gold even matey. but it ain't the ol run of the mill gold fer ye it be the fabeled Irish gold. potatoes. ye find it useless but yer crew find it's the perfect time to maroon ye on the island of Captain Crabbeard. Guess where he got that name from laddie.

i be wishing for a fair pair of wenches
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6425 on: September 19, 2010, 12:43:43 pm »
Granted. They be viking wenches, an ere' long they maroon ye an' steal yer ship fer their pillaging!

I be wishing thar were a Talk Like a Ninja Day!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6426 on: September 19, 2010, 12:54:26 pm »
Granted; Aye, there is! But since ye' be a dirty ninja-lovin' scallywag, you get thrown overboard!

I wish I could understand 'Omestuck's bleedin' plot better!
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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6427 on: September 21, 2010, 09:03:40 am »
Granted, the wish master takes back your wish and punches you in the crotch for talking like a pirate.

I wish for !!vomit!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6428 on: September 21, 2010, 06:33:56 pm »
!!vomit!! is all over you, you get 3rd degree burns.

I wish I knew what to do.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6429 on: September 21, 2010, 06:39:04 pm »
Granted, but what you do is so horrible it drives you insane.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6430 on: September 21, 2010, 08:32:08 pm »
Granted. You cause a massive rip in time by wishing for an uncorruptable wish, it kills all and horribly mutilates you. You are devoured by insects slowly and painfully short after.

I wish for Chris Barnes to be back in Cannibal Corpse.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6431 on: September 22, 2010, 12:01:18 am »
wish granted, only it's not the chris barnes you think it is. its a little girl whose name is christy barnes, but everyone calls her chris.

I wish didn't need oxygen to breathe.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6432 on: September 22, 2010, 12:02:08 am »
Granted. Now you need to be on fire to breathe.
I wish i had a chainsaw and a cookie
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6433 on: September 22, 2010, 12:41:01 am »
Granted. In fact, to maximise efficiency, have a chainsaw made of cookies.

I wish for motivation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6434 on: September 22, 2010, 12:56:35 am »
you are now motivated to be unmotivated.

I wish I had every nintendo game ever made.
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