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[lordnincompoop]

((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    ;-;   ))

Granted. All games have decided to OS X however, and Windows now supports next to no games.

I wish I had that Droid X.

[Medicine Man]

Granted,you see an online X rated video named Droid,you go stark raving mad due to the extreme and real violence in it and you break into the sewers and drown.

I wish that Darell Lance Abbot didn't die.

[knightedskull]

Granted, some guy named "Darell Lance Abbot" doesn't die after not existing.

I wish for "reality" tv shows to no longer exist.

[Medicine Man]

Granted,reality no longer exists neither does T.V so we all turn nonexistant

I wish for a magma lamp

[eclipsetail]

Granted, but it spills all over, buring everything.

I wish for a marshmallow.

[knightedskull]

Greanted, you get the most perfectly cooked and fluffiest marshmellow that any single man would cry over it's beauty.
However a little green dog with a stupid expression sewn on his face walks up to you and drools at wonder over the marshmellow.
You hand it over the thing and it eats it.

I wish for two Beaver pets 

[eclipsetail]

Granted, but they're Justin Beiber [/b]

I wish for an apple.

[Tarran]

Granted. Though it's a carnivorous apple. It eats you whole... Somehow.

I wish everyone could polymorph into whatever they want to be. And everyone is also invincible, immune to mind control or other sorts of mind attacks, and don't need to breath.

[dragnar]

Granted. Someone polymorphs into a dragon and eats you. Have fun in there.

I wish I could summon anything I want instantly.

[Tellemurius]

Granted. You tried to summoned a hot chick but instead got your naked grandma.

I wish i could use my laptop for target practice.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. It begins respawning near you when damaged or when it gets more then a few feet away from you.

I was I was the king of the Internet.

[dragnar]

Granted. You tried to summoned a hot chick

Why would I do that? I want a computer, not to be paralyzed by antisocialness.

Granted. It's a terrible job, like herding lolcats. no, seriously, that's exactly what you have to do most days, the things get everywhere.

I wish for brain bleach.

[Tellemurius]

I wish for the end of pi.

Granted. You tried to summoned a hot chick

Why would I do that? I want a computer, not to be paralyzed by antisocialness.

I wish for brain bleach.

ok i grant two wish today.

1. your new computer sucks you into the false world of the internet losing all connection to reallife.

2. the brain bleach does the opposite which is to nothing concerning your brain is nothing.

i wish for my brother to gain some intelligence without me beating it into him.

[breadbocks]

Granted, but now he knows how to kill you with a glance. He does.

I wish some wishes weren't too easy to fvck up. 

[knightedskull]

Granted.
You came up with the conclusion that the reasons these "wishes" and "granted"-s were too simple was because the people replying to them were too simple them selves.

You manage to gain authority amongst the internet and quickly banned simpletons and idiots from the net.
There are suddenly quite few people left.   Their replies and remarks concerning your wishing game is quite grim; playing it they bring a most trouble challenge for you to counter or to even come up with a witty Granted retort.

(this wasn't exactly easy to type this shit down)

I wish for there be a Jackass 3 Movie to be released.