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Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6345 on: August 11, 2010, 12:34:32 am »
Granted. Everyone dies.

Granted. However, this causes a paradox, in which your post never existed. Which means the page was never wished away, and thus your post still exists. Congratulations, you just screwed up the universe.

I wish the Master Chief existed and blew up the moon.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #6346 on: August 11, 2010, 12:36:35 am »
Granted, sadly now that we have no moon everything on earth is going to die within 100 years as the climate itself dies.

I wish we had 2 moons.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6347 on: August 11, 2010, 12:39:53 am »
Granted. Page 423 no longer exists. Anywhere. Unfortunately, this means that when you finish page 422 in your book, the detective only gets as far as "the killer is-" before it goes to the next page. Which no longer exists.

I wish dragnar could find out how that book ended.

OH COME ON.

Granted. Unfortunately, they wind up in a very unstable orbit. They crash into each other. Forming one moon. Which looks just like the old one. Neither of your wishes did anything.

I wish I got bonus points for corrupting 2 wishes at once.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6348 on: August 11, 2010, 12:42:13 am »
Granted. They are made out of 10000 degree hot plasma, and fall on your head. You don't last long.

I wish I the next poster would be ninja'd by this post.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6349 on: August 11, 2010, 12:43:51 am »
Sorry, but your wish isn't granted.

Same wish as him.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6350 on: August 11, 2010, 12:52:51 am »
Sorry, but your wish isn't granted.

I wish every member of Bay12 would turn into gods.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6351 on: August 11, 2010, 12:57:03 am »
Granted. We are all imaginary. (Flame war, go!)

I wish I had a copy of Bioshock.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6352 on: August 11, 2010, 01:11:45 am »
Granted. Its for pc. The drm annoys the hell out of you. Then breaks your computer. Then steals your girlfriend/boyfriend. Then eats your soul and backhands you into next week. The game was awesome, though.

I wish sleep.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6353 on: August 11, 2010, 03:25:47 am »
Granted you are laid to rest 6 feet under...                       i wish i had more Murphy's Irish Stout to drink
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6354 on: August 11, 2010, 03:50:19 am »
The wishmaster mishears it as Irish Snout,you have to drink mulched pig nose

I wish to be imaginary.
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« Reply #6355 on: August 11, 2010, 07:30:12 am »
Granted, youre struck with a fell mood, but unfortunately, there arent any dwarves around, which causes you to become melancholic.

I wish old Che had succeded in liberating Bolivia.
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« Reply #6356 on: August 11, 2010, 09:35:56 am »
Granted,he liberates it only for it to become un liberated the day he dies  :( (R.I.P Che)

I wish that Metallica still made good music.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6357 on: August 15, 2010, 03:09:46 am »
They do now, but only because the people writting the reviews have very low standards.

I wish for a decent 4x game for linux.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6358 on: August 15, 2010, 06:03:05 am »
Granted. You inadvertently download a trojan long with the game, and now your computer is bricked.

I wish I had the money to get some decent sticks of RAM and a replacement for my stock CPU cooler.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6359 on: August 15, 2010, 06:07:46 am »
Granted, you get decent raw sticks of RAM. And a replacement for you CPU cooler. Obviously the sticks of RAM don't work for your computer. Also: Your cooler is made out of a series of loud tiny fans that break extremely easily.

I wish every being on the earth, including all the plants, was part of a hivemind.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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