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[TheBroodyMoods]

Granted, but as they appear so do several oranges. By comparison the apples are no longer appealing; you throw the apples away and this is never spoken of again.

(I know, right? "Sure, if I grew up on a farm and was Retarded", it was really cool to see Colin Farrel act like someone who wasn't Colin Farrel- a boorish thug; among other great things about that movie!)

 I wish that Vriska would go suck an egg and die! =C

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but now all of Vriska's bad luck has been transferred to you.

I wish this wish never happened.

[Tarran]

Granted, it's because you never existed.

I wish people would stop trying to fool with the wish corruption system.

[Taco Dan]

Granted, they don't. The thread dies.

I wish the universe never existed.

[Medicine Man]

Granted,People travel back in time and name it the Toadyverse before the word universe existed so that makes it nonexistant

I wish for FALCAWN PAWNCH!

[Samthere]

Granted, but it's totally spoiled by some onlooker interrupt with a cry of "CAPTAIN FARUCON!"

I wish for a FALCON LUNCH.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You get a pigeon.

I wish my avatar worked.

[Medicine Man]

Congrats it now works,too bad it is REALLY nasty picture of something bad

I wish for A BILLION DOLLARS!

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You receive a billion USD in one-dollar coins. They are located, quite unfortunately, in your rectum.

I wish for derp.

[Taco Dan]

Granted, but it has to come with herp, sorry.


I wish for stuff and things and more stuff.

[thevorpalwarhammer]

Granted a pit opens up under ur feet and u fall in landing on sharp rusty stuff pointing things and more acidic stuff.         I wish for an uncoruptable fish ( yes fish)

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. It swims off, never to be seen again.

I wish for some more RAM.

[Taco Dan]

RAM appears in your room and begins speaking backwards to you.


I wish jefmajor would do a Spore LP.

[Virex]

RAM appears in your room and begins speaking backwards to you.


I wish jefmajor would do a Spore LP.

A spore LP? Are you absolutely sure you want to have anything to do with game assisted suicide?


I wish for the lower left thigh of a mantis.

[Samthere]

Granted, but it is excessively large and comes complete with a giant mantis (that somehow is alive), which promptly snacks on your head.

I wish I had the ability to communicate with all animals to at least the level at which I am able to communicate with somebody of a similar intelligence to me, who speaks the same language as me, and who I have some method of communicating with (be it direct conversation or facilitated through some other medium).