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Zyzarda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6225 on: July 27, 2010, 06:49:39 pm »
Granted. But the internet goes down forever as soon as you get the ability.

I wish the next person below me would said GRANTED in all caps,bolded,italicized,underlined,slashed, and spoilered.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6226 on: July 27, 2010, 06:51:11 pm »
Sure. But as I didn't say 'It' your wish is void

I wish for the power of God hand (That awesome relic from that Ps2 game.)
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« Reply #6227 on: July 27, 2010, 06:54:43 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on July 27, 2010, 06:51:11 pm
Sure. But as I didn't say 'It' your wish is void

I wish for the power of God hands

Wrong.I used proper grammar.NOW GRANT MY WISH OR BE BANISHED!
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Ochita

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6228 on: July 27, 2010, 06:58:23 pm »
You wished for something. I corrupted it. Simple as.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6229 on: July 27, 2010, 07:02:18 pm »
Quote from: Zyzarda on July 27, 2010, 06:54:43 pm
Quote from: Ochita on July 27, 2010, 06:51:11 pm
Sure. But as I didn't say 'It' your wish is void

I wish for the power of God hands

Wrong.I used proper grammar.NOW GRANT MY WISH OR BE BANISHED!
He never said granted, therefore he didn't have to do all the stuff you said to it.

Granted, but you are defeated by the devil hand.(that game was awesome. And insane. And had the greatest ending credits EVER)

I wish for the sky to fall!
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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« Reply #6230 on: July 27, 2010, 07:06:37 pm »
((Ha ha. It was completely awesome. "Don't act like you don't like the ball buster (Ball buster!)" Just wow.))

The sky falls! For a second, then it just stops.

I wish for cupcakes!
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Zyzarda

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« Reply #6231 on: July 27, 2010, 07:07:43 pm »
Granted.You have cupcakes.Made out of concrete.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie,and that it exists.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6232 on: July 27, 2010, 07:09:57 pm »
Zyzarda, you said "would said" instead of "says". So you didn't use proper grammar.

Granted, you have the power of the god hand, but someone else has the god hand itself. And your power is temporary. They kick your ass.

I hate you dragnar.

Granted. The sky falls on you and you alone. All of it. You die.

AGFGGHDFGDF

The cake isn't a lie! Though it's radioactive. What a sucky cake.

I wish Ochita was more awesome then he is now (not that he isn't already awesome).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6233 on: July 27, 2010, 07:14:55 pm »
Granted. And then Ochita was Kamina. You kill yourself out of shame of your lack of awesome.

I wish I was Kamina!
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6234 on: July 27, 2010, 07:20:24 pm »
granted, but you get the wrong shades.

i wish i was a robot-zombie-dinosaur-samurai from space
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6235 on: July 27, 2010, 07:47:32 pm »
Granted, you turn into a robot-zombie-dinosaur-samurai in space. You can't breathe though.

I wish I could have the patience to actually learn to program more.
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« Reply #6236 on: July 27, 2010, 07:50:57 pm »
Crown, your granted wish sucked and was too typical. Plus he said ZOMBIE/robot.

Granted. However your arms are incredibly tiny and you can only hold the swords with your two fingers that are even tinier and not the least bit flexible.   You move like a Chuckycheese animatronic puppet. The brain they used to control the robot was found in frozen ice from the 1400s but they managed to bring it back to life-sorta.
The engineers said "fuck it" and shoved you into a round object with four spikes on it along with a dog inside.

I wish it rained women  :D
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6237 on: July 27, 2010, 07:58:46 pm »
Granted. But they drop from near orbit and are burnt husks by the time they reach the ground.

I wish for Insanity
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« Reply #6238 on: July 27, 2010, 08:05:54 pm »
Granted.   You teleport to the inside of a car in the passenger seat.   A seat belt overlaps you and is not removable from your flesh.   On the dashboard in front of you is a starbucks cup.   It contains magma but the cup remains perfectly fine.    The car start shaking and moving forward; the cup rumbles downwards to your crotch but you push it up some on the dashboard....and again...and again. Ever after.

I wish to be spun round round like a record.
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« Reply #6239 on: July 27, 2010, 09:03:27 pm »
Granted, but there is so much meat involved that you cannot enjoy it.

I wish I had a pet elephant.
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