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[OmnipotentGrue]

You get a planatarium with all the worlds planets in there,too bad there is no oxygen and all of the original planets are in it.

I wish for a Master Of Puppets

I can't understand any of this.

[Phantom]

You get a planatarium with all the worlds planets in there,too bad there is no oxygen and all of the original planets are in it.

I wish for a Master Of Puppets

I can't understand any of this.

Didn't I give a detailed explanation about how he really didn't grant the wish?

[OmnipotentGrue]

I didn't notice your comment.

[Omegastick]

You get an amazing program that does all of that. Sadly your computer doesn't have enough memory or RAM to run it.

I wish that the world was made of cats.

[Tarran]

Phantom, you made a little mistake.

and there are millions galactic metric fucktons of planets in each galaxy this universe.

Granted, the world is made of cats. And no longer has any gravity. Everyone, including the cats fall into space and freezes to death.

I wish everyone in the world had an active grenade in their hands. And the grenades explode into confetti. And the grenades are also harmless.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but the confetti itself isn't harmless, and is poisonous on contact. Everyone dies.

I wish for some aliens to visit Earth.

(Nothing can possibly go wrong with this wish!)

[dragnar]

Granted. They dress up in ridiculous outfits and walk around in front of some random farmers making beeping sounds. Later the earth is demolished for unrelated reasons involving bypasses.

I wish I had some Vogon poetry.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you're forced to listen to the Illiad in Vogon form.

I wish I had earplugs.

[Huesoo]

Granted they are actually pods containing spider eggs, the spiders hatch and go inside of your brain.

I wish Relic would release Modding toolkits like Warcraft 3 for Dawn of War.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.It now costs:$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.83 to get out.But they released them.Sorta.

I wish people would stop saying stuff like SCP for wishes and other stuff im to lazy to read into.

[Nirur Torir]

Wish granted, but I'm too lazy to corrupt it.

I wish I had a goblinite tree.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you're standing next to it wearing no armor, and not wielding a weapon. You are incinerated with the rest of the siege.

I wish we had moving fortress parts in DF, and that I could make a dwarf mecha.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.Ten seconds after moving parts were made,the game is deleted from the web.Forever.

I wish Nirur Torir wasnt too lazy to corrupt my last wish.

[Phantom]

Granted. Oh dear god, dear god, now he won't stop... He focuses too much on corrupting wishes, he soon corrupts the whole world into war and death. And hentai.


I wish for This guy versus the whole LA Police force.

[Ochita]

Granted, however soon after the battle starts one of the rookies gets in a lucky shot, at his neck.


I wish I had the power to force people to update their threads.