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[Cheddarius]

The CIA soon notices you never need to sleep and captures you for "the benefit of mankind".

That seems pretty unlikely.

Granted. The next poster is no longer Cheddarius.

I wish I had a cow.

[silhouette]

Wish granted, you give birth to a full grown cow and die in the process...

I wish for intergalactic planetarium.

[SolarShado]

Granted. The inside of the thing is so huge that you get lost, and die of starvation. But you get to die starting at the sky as seen from a distant planet.

I wish for MOAR BANDWIDTH! 8MEGS IS NOT ENOUGH!!

[Tarran]

The CIA soon notices you never need to sleep and captures you for "the benefit of mankind".

That seems pretty unlikely.

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY SO? DO YOU WORK WITH THEM OR SOMETHING?

Granted, you get all your provider's worth of bandwidth. They call the police. And you are arrested.

I wish everyone on the earth had to do whatever I say no matter what.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. When you next ask someone to do something, everybody moves to do it. Everybody.

You are swamped by a stampede of six billion people.

I wish that I had a lava lamp.

[Tarran]

Oh wow, that was a good corruption.

Granted, you get a lava lamp, as-in, real lava. It starts a fire, and burns your hands.

I wish I could bend reality whenever, however, and wherever I want.

[SolarShado]

Granted. You have all sorts of fun. However, the ability doesn't "turn off" when you go to sleep... Your nightmares become real, and you are woken up by an evil clown chewing your leg off while an enormous spider hangs over your bed, starting at you with the eyes.

I wish... that I was better as coming up with wishes... 

[Realmfighter]

Then you die in some horrible fashion next turn.

I wish i was Superman.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you don't actually exist.

I wish for something that cannot be wished for.

[silhouette]

Your wish has caused a paradox which forces the universe to create a temporal black hole forcing you into it killing you instantly.

I wish for a GIGANTIC MOUSTACHE

[Tarran]

Granted. It reaches all the way to the sun. Your moustache burns up, along with you, and the rest of the earth.

I WISH I HAD AWESOME SPACESHIP THAT HAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT IN ANY SHAPE OR SIZE AND THE SHIP DOESN'T NEED FUEL AND THE SHIP IS CAPABLE OF FTL TRAVEL AND ALL OF BAY12 COULD JOIN ME IN MY ADVENTURES IN SPACE!

Sorry for the caps lock. I couldn't resist.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, except that all of Bay12 is in a single spaceship. That doesn't need corrupting.

I wish FTL travel was possible and reasonable with current or near-future technology (anything from now to about 65 or so years from now).

[sonerohi]

Granted. Although, the blood of orphans is the only lubricant capable of keeping the machinery from overheating.

I wish for a bouncy ball.

[Phantom]

Granted. It's made of your brain, Dwarf McDwarfs Balls, and I became a Medic who replaces your genitals with the other sex. And every time you bounce it you bleed from your genitals and your eyeballs. And you soon die because you could not stop the bouncing.

I wish that all the inhabitants of this world, especially Dwarf McDwarf, cower beneath my chaotic form, as pure chaos rains down from the Warp, while my many maws destroy those in my immediate area and soon country, and soon, I shall depart from this mortal realm, and a virus which horribly mutates humanity into eldritch horrors is released into the air, starting from the city Dwarf McDwarf lives in.

((I highly expect something Anti-climatic, just not let it be McDwarf. And we did not settle that court case, McDwarf, and the time you have given me tipped it in my favor.))

[Ochita]

Granted, you were soon killed by White mage who then reversed your existance

I wish that I can actually play FFA