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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6165 on: July 25, 2010, 12:06:21 pm »
Granted, but you are forced to listen to everything ever created by Autotune.

I wish I could shapeshift and would not get stuck in any form.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6166 on: July 25, 2010, 03:33:05 pm »
Granted. You shapeshift. Every 15 seconds. And you cannot control what you become. Fun, isn't it?

I wish that there was a clear way to verbally distinguish between "fun" and "Fun."
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6167 on: July 25, 2010, 04:21:36 pm »
Granted, "fun" and "Fun" are now distinguishable. You just ruined just about every in-joke that a Dwarf Fortresser can ever have with their IRL freinds. Bet you feel good now, don't you?

I wish that I boobs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6168 on: July 25, 2010, 04:24:25 pm »
Granted, you now have boobs filled with lead.

I wish that the next poster had to streak through their school.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6169 on: July 25, 2010, 04:27:42 pm »
Way ahead of ya...

I wish that my lead filled boobs were now filled with jelly!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6170 on: July 25, 2010, 04:30:03 pm »
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Uhh... Granted, your boobs are filled with black hole jelly! You get sucked into your boobs. Lovely eh?

I wish the next poster had to say "Granted" as "Granted mighty overlord master overseer boss Tarran.".
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6171 on: July 25, 2010, 04:44:41 pm »
Granted mighty overlord master overseer boss Tarran is a self-centered jerk.

I wish that the poster of Hayley Williams on my wall would come alive!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6172 on: July 25, 2010, 05:16:21 pm »
The poster is now alive, but, lacking muscles, it ends up hanging on your wall forever. You never even noticed.


I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6173 on: July 25, 2010, 05:17:09 pm »
Granted. But now you're out of wishes.

I wish for something I should wish for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6174 on: July 25, 2010, 05:19:47 pm »
You wish for something, but you never find out what it is.


I wish for a wish.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6175 on: July 25, 2010, 05:57:01 pm »
Granted, to use it sneak into Chuck Norris' house and take it from his sock drawer.

I wish that the Soviets were a world dominating force.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6176 on: July 25, 2010, 06:04:11 pm »
Quote from: Omegastick on July 25, 2010, 05:57:01 pm
Granted, to use it sneak into Chuck Norris' house and take it from his sock drawer.

I wish that the Soviets were a world dominating force.
Granted. And then the Allied Forces trumped them.

I wish a quarter of an atom.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6177 on: July 26, 2010, 02:29:09 am »
Quote from: Phantom on July 25, 2010, 06:04:11 pm
Quote from: Omegastick on July 25, 2010, 05:57:01 pm
Granted, to use it sneak into Chuck Norris' house and take it from his sock drawer.

I wish that the Soviets were a world dominating force.
Granted. And then the Allied Forces trumped them.

I wish a quarter of an atom.
You get a quarter of an atom too bad it is in that active atom bomb filled with billions more


I wish for World War 3.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6178 on: July 26, 2010, 02:33:24 am »
Granted. You die in it.

I wish I didn't suffer the effects of sleep deprivation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6179 on: July 26, 2010, 02:36:09 am »
Granted. You no longer suffer the effects of sleep deprivation. The CIA soon notices you never need to sleep and captures you for "the benefit of mankind".

I wish the next poster is Cheddarius. And if the next poster isn't Cheddarius they die.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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