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[Helmaroc]

Granted, but it gets a cold, and things get hot.

I wish for a small objectular thingular thingy magiger stuff.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, they are extremely poisonous.

I wish

[Armok]

Grant

I wish for sand, LOTS of sand, like 10^99 tons of sand.

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  Everyone dies.

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[Armok]

I do not doubt that is the ultimate result, but you didn't corrupt my wish properly; that exact wording I think is against the rules.

[Cthulhu]

There are no rules, and 10^99 is almost a googol tons of sand.  That would easily cover the entire earth.  Extinction of the human race isn't the ultimate result, it's a direct and immediate consequence.

[Captain Hat]

Granted, but having the sentence put backwards annoys Soviet Russia, and a Communist shoots you.

I wish Daggerfall was abandonware

[Armok]

quote:Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>There are no rules, and 10^99 is almost a googol tons of sand.  That would easily cover the entire earth.  Extinction of the human race isn't the ultimate result, it's a direct and immediate consequence.</STRONG>

Well, actually it would most likely cover the entire solar system and collapse into a black hole. The sun isn't even near 10^99 tons in mass. Also it is only a tenth of a googol.  :p

[Cthulhu]

I call shenanigans on the black hole part.  Someone with the appropriate learning needs to confirm that.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

On black holes:

Under normal accretion processes, we expect a lower bound of 1.5 solar masses for a black hole to form.

One solar mass, that is, the mass of our Sun, is equal to 332,946 Earth masses.

Earth has a mass of 5.9736 × 10^24 kg, or 5,973,600,000,000 trillion kg.

One kg is equal to 2.205 pounds. This means the Earth weighs 13,171,788,000,000 trillion pounds. One standard ton is 2,000 pounds, so Earth weighs 6,585,894,000 trillion tons. Or, 6.585894 x 10^21 tons.

The amount of sand he wanted, 10^99 tons, is about 5 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion Solar Masses. I'd say it could become a black hole.

For comparison, the Milky Way Galaxy is about half a trillion Solar Masses.

Note that this is probably heavier than the mass of the universe.

(Back on track!)
Granted. Daggerfall is freeware. But it's still not supported, and it's too buggy to play. I know, I've tried.

I wish I hadn't spent 20 minutes figuring that black hole thing out.

[Armok]

Granted, insted you do the mistake of actuly wishing for that amount of something, thinking "it cant be THAT much", and is promptly sucked into the black hole that forms.

I wish my speed was c*1-(1/10^1000).

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but c*1 is c, and the gods of pretention smite thee for typing more than was necessary.

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[Armok]

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I win.

I wish my speed was c*(1-(1/10^1000)).

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  If I did my math right(Probably didn't though) that is so incredibly slow you may as well not be moving at all.

I wish for "Cheez-It" brand baked snack crackers.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but you only get two, and all the cheese evacuated because a giant lake monster killed a bunch of people with a cheap camera.

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