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Grendus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6135 on: July 18, 2010, 05:36:37 pm »
You now repel the opposite and same sex.

I wish somebody bought the "I wish I had a million dollars" tape from me for one million dollars.
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SolarShado

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6136 on: July 18, 2010, 09:05:35 pm »
Granted, but it turns out to be counterfeit :(

I wish I didn't feel gloomy right now...
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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6137 on: July 19, 2010, 04:01:47 am »
You are now happy,so happy you call it gay you yell out "IM GAY!!!" and get laughed at for weeks and weeks,you are sad

I wish to explode in gore.
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Doomshifter

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6138 on: July 19, 2010, 04:12:08 am »
You explode into Al Gore and go on to team up with the real Al Gore and save the planet.

I wish my homework did itself.
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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6139 on: July 19, 2010, 04:29:54 am »
Granted, but you're mentally scarred from witnessing such a horrible and depraved act.

I wish I had more real money that wasn't stolen or something.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6140 on: July 19, 2010, 04:38:52 am »
Granted. Everyone on earth now has 12 trillion to their name. Massive inflation ensues, and you end up with negative net value.

I wish I wasn't addicted to the computer.
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Taco Dan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6141 on: July 19, 2010, 07:18:49 am »
You're addicted to crystal meth instead.


I wish for Bill Gates' fortune.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

Doomshifter

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6142 on: July 19, 2010, 08:39:50 am »
Granted. A fortune teller will be around with her findings in an hour. They sound pretty good, actually...

I wish I was a Red Mage.
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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6143 on: July 19, 2010, 08:42:28 am »
Granted. Your entire order (with one exception. It's not you.) dies out due to testing weapons on each other to determine their damage.

I wish I was a Fighter.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

Grendus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6144 on: July 19, 2010, 10:16:24 am »
Granted. You only get a melee weapon, and get attacked by a creature who can only be hurt with ranged weapons.

I wish the person who bought my tape didn't realize it was counterfeit.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6145 on: July 19, 2010, 10:44:16 am »
They don't realise,their armed guards do,you get shot and killed

I wish for the time/space continuim to get corrupted and kill all!!!MUHUHUHHUHUHUHUAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6146 on: July 20, 2010, 05:16:55 am »
Granted. After the universe breaks, [INSERT NAME OF DEITY HERE] simply loads up a backup he did yesterday. Everyone proceeds with their lives.

I wish Splinter Cell: Conviction wasn't so buggy and incompatible. DAMN YOU UBISOFT/ATI!
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Taco Dan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6147 on: July 20, 2010, 06:26:47 am »
Splinter Cell: Conviction is now no longer buggy, instead, it no longer exists.


I wish for stuff.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6148 on: July 20, 2010, 09:27:37 pm »
Granted. You are stuffed.

I wish for a good free meal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6149 on: July 21, 2010, 02:35:45 am »
Granted. It is delicious man-meat (if you catch my drift).

I wish I could speak every language that exists.
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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.
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