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[Phantom]

Granted, however it was also filled with Cyanide...


I wish for a SEVA Suit.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but the suit is currently being worn by somebody else. They shoot you.

I wish for this wish to do nothing. (Paradoxes are fun.)

[Phantom]

Granted. Also that technically means...
YOU SAID NOTHING.
(TIME) PARADOX.
YOU ARE WARPED BACK IN TIME INTO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS WOMB WITH YOUR MOTHER IN IT. YOU BURST OUT LIKE A CHESTBURSTER AND YOUR MOTHER BEING UNBORN CAUSES YOU TO BE ERASED FROM TIME.


I wish for a SEVA Suit. This time I am the one who owns it.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but the same person is still wearing it, they stole it from you.

I wish I had magical powers in the past.

[SolarShado]

ACK! Ninja'd!
Granted, you are forced to watch a (very NSFW) video of "This Wish" violently "doing" "Nothing". 

ARGG!!!! AGAIN!!!!
Granted, after you get yourself sealed in it, the release mechanism and atmosphere recycler malfunction simultaneously. Enjoy your last minutes of breathable air!

Granted, you used them up long ago, in a huge fireworks display. It was fun while it lasted at least.

I wish i could be as awesome as SCP-076

EDIT: YAY! ninja's avoided!

[Medicine Man]

Granted,you are now as awesome a C3PO

I wish to be unbanned from Toribash forums

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Im not banned from them   

[Phantom]

Granted. Although since you weren't banned in the first place, you were unbanned from being unbanned. Which makes you banned.

I wish for a SEVA Suit. This time I am the one who owns it. And it is impossible to steal now.
And the guy who keeps having is dead. And Crown Of Fire stop answering mine because goddammit, you weren't creative at all.

[Ochita]

Granted, you get your suit but its only a carboard suit.

I wish that I can fly

[Phantom]

Granted, but that also you means you became a horsefly. You live a happy life flying around, annoying people and sucking blood, but soon I come upon you. I capture you, and soon disect you,and then you became no more.

I wish a Tuxedo.

[Ochita]

You get a Tux, too bad its out of style and not in the good way


I wish for PIE! Yum.

[Taco Dan]

You get a very long roll of paper, listing Pi to it's millionth place.


I wish my cat would stop annoying me and become all lovable again.

[Grendus]

Your cat becomes a lovable dog.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Taco Dan]

Granted, you get the song "If I had a million dollars" by Barenaked Ladies on a cassette tape.


I wish for the universe.

[Ochita]

You get the universe. enjoy being god in a different reality.

I wish that I wont get mauled when i'm in america

[Taco Dan]

Granted, you get mauled when you're in the UK instead.


I wish people would stop trying to have sex with me over Omegle.