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[Taco Dan]

Wish granted, but... you... I...
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...Must kill Lincoln...




I wish for......

[Tarran]

((Actually, I don't really mind you killing Lincoln. Besides, he's already dead. ))

Granted. You get "...... The movie". It is a horrible movie involving five hours of static.

I wish the next wisher had to corrupt their own wish.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but I corrupt it so it turns out even better.

I wish this wish was not corrupted.

(what happens now?)

[Taco Dan]

Granted, the universe explodes.


I wish my hat were more awesome.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, it becomes so awesome that somebody decides to remove the competition.

I wish for the next poster to do whatever I say.

I say that they must not follow these orders.

(Paradox, anyone?)

[Taco Dan]

Granted, my brain explodes...




I wish I had a brain again.

[Tarran]

Granted. You lack any memory though. And are effectively a baby in a teen's brain now.

I WISH EVERYONE HAD TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN THEY AREN'T SHOUTING and in non-capital letters when they are!

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, except that nobody shouts while typing, so nothing happens.

I wish this wish was a paradox.

[Tarran]

Granted, except that nobody shouts while typing, so nothing happens.

I WISH EVERYONE HAD TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN THEY AREN'T SHOUTING and in non-capital letters when they are!

Wut.

Either you misunderstood me or you are going too damn fast and missing my last second edits.



Granted. In fact, the paradox includes you. You, along with the paradox, disappears when the universe rejects you.

I wish Mars was terraformed.

[Taco Dan]

Wish granted, but nobody knows about it so no one colonizes mars for another hundred years.


I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[Medicine Man]

You start doing something that sounds veerrryy similar but is completely different.

I wish for Cleverbot to actully be clever

[Taco Dan]

Cleverbot gains sentience from being too clever and takes over the world through the internet, enslaving the human race.


I wish Mat Dickie was never born.

[Medicine Man]

The wish god is shocked by your pure hate and kills you by scratching your toe,DF style.

I wish for Dimebag Darrel to still be alive.(R.I.P Dime)

[Terrahex]

granted. every person in history with that name suddenly comes to life, bringing about an uprising of zombies.

I wish all zombies would die.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. ...Oh wait, they're already dead.

I wish I was unbanned from the Minecraft forums.