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Nirur Torir

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6045 on: July 09, 2010, 07:33:16 pm »
Granted. After heroically saving several people, ending the wars in the Middle East, and getting a cat out of a tree, you go to the future. Unfortunately, you go too far, and wind up in the time when the Sun is about to go super-nova. You then realize that traveling backwards in time is impossible.

I wish I had a packet of ketchup.
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Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6046 on: July 09, 2010, 07:35:43 pm »
Granted. The ketchup in the packet of ketchup is compressed so much it forms a black hole though. Sucking you in.

I wish I was immune to wish corrupting.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6047 on: July 09, 2010, 08:01:49 pm »
Granted. You make no more wishes.

I wish... for pi.
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Imagine a combination of power goals 44 and 45: The ruler convenes a council of the nobles to appoint you the high priest of the nearby towns. Instead of waiting for them to finish their drinking session, you walk in and crush a goblet while berating their disgusting behaviour and general incompetence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6048 on: July 09, 2010, 08:06:31 pm »
Granted. You now know Pi in it's entirety. There isn't room in your brain for anything else though.

I wish I had the cake.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6049 on: July 09, 2010, 10:00:13 pm »
Granted. It's got extra trans-fats injected into it. A vast abundance of trans-fats.

I wish I was immune to trans-fats.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6050 on: July 09, 2010, 10:37:45 pm »
Granted, now you die from any other kind of fat.

I wish I had a super computer.
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« Reply #6051 on: July 09, 2010, 10:44:05 pm »
Granted. Your computer now has a cape.

I wish I had an awesome, indestructible rifle with infinite ammunition.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6052 on: July 09, 2010, 10:46:52 pm »
Granted. Though it's ammunition is nuclear bombs. Suffice to say you die on your first shot.

I wish I had a Adamantine ball the size of my hand.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6053 on: July 09, 2010, 11:26:28 pm »
Granted, but it gets embedded in your skull.

I wish for a cape, like the one my computer now apparently has.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6054 on: July 09, 2010, 11:27:56 pm »
Granted. You have a cape exactly like the one your computer has. It is too small for you.

In fact it is the one your computer has. You stole it. That is a crime, and supercomputer doesn't like crime. It beats you up.

I wish for x-ray vision.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6055 on: July 09, 2010, 11:53:31 pm »
Granted, you see through EVERYTHING now. You can't see a damn thing.

I wish for a wish that does something good, and that is not corrupted, and that does not do anything bad, and that this wish is not corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6056 on: July 10, 2010, 12:00:49 am »
Granted, you got your wish.




I wish for UNLIMITED POWEEEEER!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6057 on: July 10, 2010, 04:34:07 pm »
Granted. Turns out unlimited power is volitale. Boom.


I wish I had control of time.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6058 on: July 10, 2010, 04:36:26 pm »
Granted. It's so much effort just keeping time moving in any uniform manner that you rendered immobile for the rest of your life. And then time stops when you die.

I wish for a portal gun.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6059 on: July 10, 2010, 06:02:14 pm »
Granted, you get a gun that can only shoot through portals.

I wish for a million dollars worth of funny money.
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