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[ECrownofFire]

Granted, it's because you will die a horrible death in 5 minutes.

I wish for more wishes.

[knightedskull]

Granted, but you ruin the other's wishes.

I wish I was holding a screw driver.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but it's so long it stabs you in the eye.

I wish for this wish to do nothing. (Paradoxical?)

[knightedskull]

Granted, your wish did nothing. But you forgot that it was suppose to do nothing and so you wait forever for something to happen.

I wish I could walk on air 

[forsaken1111]

Granted, the problem being that you cannot STOP walking on air... nor even step DOWN. You float higher and higher until the air is so thin you cannot breathe.

I wish for the perfect video game.

[Lokii]

Granted, you get a game call The Perfect Video game, which is made by a group of people who think that video games rot brains. It destroys you game console.

I wish I would stop getting board of forts so fast.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you get brick of forts so fast.

I wish for a pile of bricks.

[Tarran]

Granted. The pile of bricks is right above your head. You die.

I wish I had a laser gun that can't hurt me but can hurt others and is invincible and is in perfect shape and as long as it exists it makes me invincible and unable to die.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, it exists in a different universe though, so it has no effect on you.

I wish for ice cream to appear right next to me.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you have a pile of ice cream on the floor next to you. Just be careful of.. oh nevermind, you will know in time.

I wish I knew how to use the Indie Game Maker tool/utility/program.

[Medicine Man]

You know how to run it but you somehow forget.

I wish for beer.

[Lokii]

Granted, it is the most piss poor beer that has ever existed, and you have to drink every last drop.

I wish I was a good spy. D=

[Medicine Man]

You are a great spy working for Russia but you are caught in America,you are executed which causes a full scale nuclear war,congrats you just destroyed human life!

I wish for a -666 demon blade.

[Ochita]

granted but as you didn't say what it is it's a -666 level zombie blade. You die

I wish for the rng to like me :<

[Archangel]

Granted. It loves you! It loves you so much that it showers you with 10m³ blocks of gold, gives you bouquets of live carnivorous plants and adorns you with radium jewelry! Enjoy!


I wish to be a badass, timetraveling knight.