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[4bh0r53n]

wish granted: a tutorial is made but unfortunately as you try to download it your computer self-destructs

I wish there was no coursework/essays/long writing tasks...

[Spelguru]

All those long writing tasks are gone. Unfortunately, so is the rest of the education in the entire world. It takes exactly 15 years, 3 months, 1 week and 6 days for the world to collapse into ignorance and massive amounts of nuclear meltdowns, accidents of various types and more.

I wish the world would collapse into ignorance, and massive amounts of nuclear meltdowns and other horrific accidents would take place due to said ignorance. But no harm must come to my cat! If my cat is harmed = you fail!

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted, the education system is removed, the world collapses exactly like you said. Your cat is sent away into space on a rescue mission and is never seen again by any human.

I wish that all cats were crucified at street corners.....

[Spelguru]

Granted, but seconds before, ummmm... all cats turned into... ferocious 10foot tall Giant Jaguars and other feline animals that aren't cats?

I wish for world peace!!!

[4bh0r53n]

granted, but unfortunately it only lasts ten seconds, then comes world nuclear holocaust...

i wish there is no thing as religion and it never was...

[Cerej]

Granted, nothing ever existed as you made no requirements on anything else existing.

I wish Threetoe would increase the speed his stories are written without sacrificing quality or length.

[Eagleon]

Granted. The site is flooded with the stories, and eventually goes down. Out of desperation, Threetoe ends up spamming the rest of the net, resulting in his arrest by the Interbutt Police.

I wish for to be good with the maths and the calculus.

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted. You becaome a savant, great at maths and calculus, but need help at writing your name

i wish that it would be sunny every day...

[Jusal]

From this point it is so sunny every day that the whole human race dies of dehydration before even being able to remember where the closest water source is located.

I wish I could finally finish my Russian course.

[melon]

You finish your Russian course, that is, your Russian course becomes Finnish, and so is even harder than before.

I wish I could see into the future...

[Eagleon]

Granted. Unfortunately you can't see anything else, and the period which you see (exactly three months, eight days, five minutes, and twenty-two seconds from the present) is fixed.

You are hit by an angry drunk in a semi before you learn anything about being blind. You die instantly.  

I wish for a masterwork katana forged by Masamune, quenched in the blood of a 500 year old vampiric giraffe, licked by Buddha himself, featuring a matching hamburger necklace.

[Mylon]

Granted.  Shipping and handling of a 500 year old parcel proves rough, and while the sword may have originally been masterwork, it chipped and rusty now.

I wish so many people in this thread weren't so mean to cats.

[Spelguru]

Granted! Every wish granted now comes with an added benefit for the cats, and any negative effects are instantly blocked. Soon cats rise up and take control of humanity.

I wish everyone is nice to our new cat overlords.

[Jusal]

Granted. Everyone is nice to our new cat lords. Unfortunately the cats aren't that nice at all and rip everyone's heads off.

The new master race: Cats.

I wish Looking Glass Studios didn't go "Boom!".

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted, unfortunately the cats select you to be their next sacrifice. They eat you raw, and WITHOUT KETCHUP!!!! (proves they're evil)

I wish for a giant battleaxe