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[PTTG??]

Granted: It's me. Harry and Crookshanks. Don't you wish you'd come up with one yourself?

I wish for a gift from a friend.

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. The gift is the worst possible answer to my wish: FredxGeorgexDumbledore love triangle.

I wish for brainbleach.

[knightedskull]

Granted, however it exists only digitally.



I wish my Doktor-dwarf used the placebo effect on my dwarfs.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Unfortunately, psychosomatic response won't be coded in until 40.01. Your doktor just sits by their bedsides and talks soothingly. Until they die.

I wish I understood the new DF military interface.

[Medicine Man]

You understand it but you get so tied up in the military system that you forget to feed your dwarfs

I wish for metallica to go back to being good.

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  Judas Priest and Iron Maiden sell out.

I wish I weren't so tired.

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. You are turned into a high-energy person. Unfortunately, the universe hears you wrong and you are now on fire.

I wish my sister was smart.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. With her bloated Overmind leading the world, you are turned into a slave and worked to death in a labor camp.

I wish for a better work ethic.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you work yourself to death.

I wish Dwarf Fortress was multithreaded.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. The implementation is absolutely ghastly however, and Baughn commits suicide while trying to fix it.

I wish I could get these interiors made faster.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, you decide use the building resources already in the exterior of the building in the interior. As you remove a vital brick, the house falls apart around you. You are crushed by various things, and die.

I'm really really really hoping that by interiors, you meant the interiors of houses. That you are building. Or renovating.

I wish that I was less of a klutz.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You are a jerk instead.

I wish that I had enough money to upgrade my hardware and make my PC all spiffy!

Also, I meant the interiors of a game. Which there are lots of.

[Flintus10]

Granted you become rich, selfish and are forced to endure your own chirstmas special.

I wish I could get down with the best of them.

[Tarran]

Granted. You are arrested. That money had to come from somewhere you know!

AFFGFHD

Granted! Your friends have to get down with the worst of them though.

I wish I had a spaceship that works, has fuel, and doesn't have a defect of any kind, oh, and also invincible.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. But your ship is carrying a supervirus that kills you and your crew in moments.

I wish that I had Alex Mercer's powers.