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[Medicine Man]

You get them given to you from a steam titan,who proceeds to steam you to death

I wish for a Toadyone and Threetoe cagematch.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. Toady and his brother spawn two overpowered dwarves in Arena mode that, instead of fighting, then make an awesome meta game called Fortress Fortress.

You die from the awesome.

I wish for TACOS

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but they come to life, and eat you. (in Soviet Russia)

I wish for cake.

[Ochita]

Granted, However the cake is inside a underground complex protected by a AI

I wish for magic to the person corrupting this wish

[Acanthus117]

Granted. I then cast a level 5 Fireball that incinerates you.

I wish for professional Muay Thai skills.

[Medicine Man]

Granted you now know Muay Thai and you challenge the nearest person on the street to a fight,turns out he is a professional boxer and knocks you out the punch permanantly damages your brain making you forget Muay Thai and being "locked" in your body until you die from old age

I wish for Megadeth to write a metal version of Dwarf Fortress song.

[knightedskull]

Granted, however it was played only once in a booked out concert that you weren't there for.
There were no videos or audio devices and the band forgot how it was played after the show.

I wish for LordKat to release another Until We Win video.

[Karnewarrior]

He does so. It does not compare to the last one.

I wish for the ability to woo anyone I wished.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. But it does not mean you're any good at it!

I wish that Karnewarrior had more luck with teh wimmenz

[Diablous]

Granted. He has so much luck, that the women of the world don't want anything to do with anyone else.


I wish I had an awesome sword.

[Acanthus117]

granted. You have an awesome sword sticking out of your chest. You die.

I wish that I had more luck in DF.

[Tarran]

Granted. You have the most powerful blade in the world. The cost of wielding it though is your soul.

Gah.

Granted. You now have less luck at living. Meaning everything is literally out to get you.

I wish mars was earth-like, but the gravity stays the same (so you'll have to put some effort into corrupting it).

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. The planet is exactly like Antartica. Penguins take over.

I wish for a random pairing of two characters from Harry Potter.

[dragnar]

Granted. Dumbledore and Malfoy.

I wish I hadn't corrupted that wish...

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. Unfortunately, somebody still has to now.

I wish that that person wasn't me.