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dragnar

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5880 on: June 25, 2010, 05:11:45 pm »
Granted. It has no keyboard. In fact, keyboards no longer exist. You monster.

I wish I had a keyboard.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5881 on: June 25, 2010, 10:26:27 pm »
Granted, but the wish you previously corrupted becomes uncorrupted now that keyboards exist and Urist McOverlord fights you for the keyboard.

I wish I had recorded that fight scene and burned it on many DvD's
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5882 on: June 25, 2010, 10:31:50 pm »
You kept them all in one place. A great fire occurrs, and they all melt.

I wish that I could make waxen wings to fly with!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5883 on: June 25, 2010, 10:32:27 pm »
Okay. You become modern Icarus.

I wish I had a Pony.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5884 on: June 25, 2010, 11:10:25 pm »
Granted,  You are now the very proud owner of a one-legged, hairless pony.

I wish I chose to bring the shotgun to combat rather than a sandvich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5885 on: June 25, 2010, 11:14:44 pm »
Granted, the sandwich changes into a shotgun just as you are taking a bite. BLAM.

I wish I was a rock.
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5886 on: June 26, 2010, 12:33:24 am »
Granted. You are thrown into magma.

I wish I was magma.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

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If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5887 on: June 26, 2010, 07:27:49 am »
Granted,You melt into magma and die
I wish I was good at dwarf fortress.
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5888 on: June 26, 2010, 10:42:31 am »
Granted. You never have any Fun with it again.

I wish that life was always fun, but never Fun.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5889 on: June 26, 2010, 02:37:11 pm »
Granted but suddenly you are in DF where fun is always Fun

I wish I could be iin DF myself.
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5890 on: June 26, 2010, 10:18:35 pm »
Granted.

The flying *corrupted wish* strikes Akhier DoomedWish in the head.
It explodes into gore.
Akhier DoomedWish has been struck down.

I wish I had thrown that *corrupted wish*
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5891 on: June 26, 2010, 10:20:18 pm »
Granted. Now everyone and their brother, not to mention their mother and sister and father and dog are out for your blood.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The fire-breathing flying goat-man mayor is coming for you.

I wish that I could mod competently in DF
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5892 on: June 26, 2010, 10:58:11 pm »
GRanted. You mod it so well, the game breaks. All of them.

I wish I slept better without dying or sleeping forever.
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5893 on: June 26, 2010, 11:04:04 pm »
Granted. You sleep very well. You sleep so well that every moment not spent sleeping is a burning agony by comparison. And you only get one hour per night. Have fun with life!

I wish I had an elite four-man special forces group at my command.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5894 on: June 26, 2010, 11:05:30 pm »
Okay. GRANTED. THEY ARE SO GOOD, YOU SUCK IN COMPARISON. YOU KILL YOURSELF, KNOWING YOU CAN NEVER BE AS GOOD.


I WISH <Y CAPS KEY WAS FIXED?
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