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dragnar

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5850 on: June 22, 2010, 11:53:09 pm »

Granted. But the computer has no software of any kind, and no internet connection.

I wish for what I should wish for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5851 on: June 22, 2010, 11:54:55 pm »

you get nothing

i wish for engie update
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« Reply #5852 on: June 23, 2010, 07:40:29 pm »

Granted. However the sapper-free sentries ruin the entire game and no one want to play the broken game anymore but you, an engineer in the intel-room. 
Waiting ever long.


I wish backraizor gave me defense on attacks on the back.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5853 on: June 23, 2010, 08:19:31 pm »

He agrees to, but someone stabs you in the back before he can give it to you.

I wish that Elemental will fulfill all of my high fantasy wizardry wishes.
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« Reply #5854 on: June 24, 2010, 05:19:44 am »

Granted. The game never releases, though.

I wish that I had more pens. I like pens.
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Terrahex

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5855 on: June 24, 2010, 09:37:59 am »

You now have all sorts of pens. goat pens, ox pens, horse  pens, and pig pens!!!

I wish that I could read peoples minds whenever I wanted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5856 on: June 24, 2010, 09:52:39 am »

Granted. So can they.

I wish for Backspace.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5857 on: June 24, 2010, 10:55:52 am »

grante ever wor i no missin it las lette. goo jo

I wish to go to mars.
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« Reply #5858 on: June 24, 2010, 10:57:49 am »

Granted. You go to Mars, and then freeze to death.


I wish I would be able to fly and die horrible by doing so.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5859 on: June 24, 2010, 11:20:27 am »

Granted, You fly too close to the sun and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish that people in this forum doesn't have one track minds
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5860 on: June 24, 2010, 01:47:31 pm »

Granted, You fly too close to the sun and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish that people in this forum doesn't have one track minds

Granted, but then all we can focus on is your incorrect grammar

I wish that I had a pet yeti
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« Reply #5861 on: June 24, 2010, 02:25:07 pm »

Granted, but you move with your parents to a =n apartment and aren't allowed to keep him.

I wish for everyone else's wishes to come true!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5862 on: June 24, 2010, 02:28:15 pm »

Granted. Everyone wishes for you painful death.


I wish I was an Evil Overlord.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5863 on: June 24, 2010, 04:14:38 pm »

Granted. Your defeated by the Comedic relief, surprising everyone. You die a laughable death.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5864 on: June 24, 2010, 05:47:48 pm »

Granted, but someone else wishes that your wish can't be corrupted, making a wierd paradox.

I wish people would stop wishing
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