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[Phantom]

Granted. Now what to do with every other chan...

I wish for the SCP Foundation. (If you don't know about it, Google it.)

[Diablous]

Granted. As part of that wish, you are now D-class personal and are participating in an experiment with SCP-682. You can infer the rest from here.


I wish for an MPFB Devastator. (It's a powerful weapon from the indie game Iji.)

[Phantom]

Granted. As part of that wish, you are now D-class personal and are participating in an experiment with SCP-682. You can infer the rest from here.


I wish for an MPFB Devastator. (It's a powerful weapon from the indie game Iji.)

Granted. Krotera kills you with one.

I wish I was a E5 Class Personnel.

[PTTG??]

Granted. I'm guessing that means "ELEPHANT NUMBER: 5".

Your status grants you five enraged pachyderms, chasing you down.

Or maybe five elves, I dunno.

I wish for something nice.

[RedWarrior0]

You stole forty pills of SCP-500, a very nice healing pill. Unfoltunately, this gets you drafted into the SCP foundation as Class D Personnel. Redshirts around the world pity your survival rate.

I wish I was an internetomancer.

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. You can now romance the internet. It sprays you with E-Mace.

I wish for something interesting.

[Diablous]

Granted. Your blood turning into magma is very interesting.


I wish I had a Velocithor V2-10. (Also from Iji.)

[Phantom]

Granted. Sadly Tor kills you the moment you pick it up.

I wish to be infected with SCP-610.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. However, due to a restructuring and reclassification, what is classified as SCP-610 is briefly a strange disease that infects you and slowly turns you into a Care Bear. You are infected after this reclassification but before it is reverted to its old form.

I wish that I could control the Internet.

[Phantom]

Granted. However, due to a restructuring and reclassification, what is classified as SCP-610 is briefly a strange disease that infects you and slowly turns you into a Care Bear. You are infected after this reclassification but before it is reverted to its old form.

I wish that I could control the Internet.

Granted, but you both share equal controls. You control the accounts you have, and 4 chan controls your body.



I wish to be infected with SCP-610. (THIS TIME THE ONE CLASSIFIED IN THE LINK. NO RECLASSIFICATIONS.)

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You are then killed by a group of men in Hazmat suits with flamethrowers. For good measure, they coat you in napalm and incinerate you to cinders.

I wish that I could see forever.

[Phantom]

Granted. Even when you're dead. You see your body being decomposed, and spend many many years underground, looking at nothing. The universe soon implodes. You still see. You are stuck seeing nothing forever.

I wish to carry on my wayward son.

[Tarran]

Granted. You start itching. You are then head shotted five seconds later. Five times. At least you were actually infected this time!

NINJAZ

Granted, you can see fore-OH GOD THE LIIIGHHHHTTTTTT!

GODDAMNIT NINJA'D AGAIN

Granted, you carry him to the edge of a waterfall. Errr. It does not end well.

I wish... For something. Something fun. But at the same time just as fun to the corrupter (you).

[dragnar]

Granted. You replace Buster on the next episode of mythbusters. Have Fun!

I wish for a useful thing of usefulness.

[Tarran]

Granted. You replace Buster on the next episode of mythbusters. Have Fun!

How is that fun for you?

Lame.