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[Ultimuh]

Granted, you however dig too deep and eventually encounter a horde forgotten beasts made of ash.


I wish someone would post a description, DF style of those FBs.

[Metroid]

Someone does but you aren't allowed to read it.

I wish the kids at my high school weren't such spoiled douchebags.

[SolarShado]

Granted. They aren't. You are now. They all hate you.

I wish my gf wasn't quite so clingy...

[smigenboger]

Granted. Like similar sides of a magnet, you cannot come in contact with her.

I wish 1.0 came out

[Karnewarrior]

Granted, but it was made with EA hanging over Toady. The game now features furry little creatures tumbling about attempting to save the world from "The drakness". It is retitled "Fluffy Wambler Fortress" and is marketed to 7 y/o girls.

I wish I had asked out that hot girl in 7^th period before summer break...

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. She said no.

I wish I could stay awake an hour later.

[cganya]

granted, you stay awake an hour later every night but have to wake up at the same time every morning. your body soon begins to suffer from a lack of sleep and you become chronically tired and cranky. no one enjoys your company and you live out your life depressed and alone.

I wish I felt like writing and not wasting time.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. Your writing is now crap.

I wish I could stop being addicted to my electronics.

[smigenboger]

Granted, you take up alcohol.

I wish I had more energy at the moment.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You have roughly the total energy of the sun in your body.

I wish I am Immune to addictions

[maxicaxi]

granted you stop breathing you die

i wish for cake

[SolarShado]

Granted. A large cake drops out of the sky, landing on your head. It hits you so hard that is knocks you unconscious. You drown in frosting. Mmmmmm..... frosting....

I wish that

Spoiler: it were possible to (click to show/hide)

WIN the game. Which you just lost BTW. 

[nuker w]

Granted, how ever theres a problem. Only Chuck Norris, Mr T and that anoying guy who keeps saying they can win the game, (which I just lost) can win the game. The world blows up with awsomeness at the power of THE GAME (which I lost again).

I wish I knew how to play the phone game. (can you play the phone game?)

[James.Denholm]

Congrats, you now know the phone game. However, there are no more phones, and the concept of the phone is alien to everyone. You begin playing this game, but only end up making yourself look like a fool.

I wish I had a live stream of the telivision coverage of the 2010 Le Mans... in my brain.

[SolarShado]

Granted. Unfortunately the only way to accomplish that is to remove your brain from your body and place it in a jar. Enjoy your new life as a scientific curiosity!

I wish I was a cyborg.